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Tell the dealer to go piss up a rope!
ok how the f@#k is that done?
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Simple, it's done by physics. The capillary action exerted by the rope will create a vacuum like effect on your urine or that of your inebriated buddy. Just think of it this way. When you light a candle, the wick creates heat that melts wax and heats it until it is combustible. The combustion creates a void in the wick, thus the capillary effect draws more liquified wax to the tip of the wick. Try saturating the rope in a combustible liquid (kerosene or Diesel works well) then light the upper end of the rope and have a field day urinating up it until your bladder is empty. Make sure your buddies are there to witness the trick.  
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I think that only works in the Northern hemisphere.. I think you'd have to piss 'down' a rope in the Southern hemisphere.. but having never tried it, I can only speculate.
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F@#K i shoulda paied atenchun in skhol
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