Hey Charlie, your partner in crime "Mr. Abner" told me he was absolutely certain you weren't going to keep up with the big boys (Meaning Mr. Abner) that he said and I'll swear to it, he would forfeit his ticket to Seattle to you if by some fluk of the imagination you had a faster lap time than him over the weekend. As I understand it, your best lap time was 4/10's of a second faster, no?
Now I'm quite certain Keith is a man of his word so maybe you should begin packing for the trip?