**The OFFICIAL TEAM GIXXER smacktalk thread**

[EarlyBird]

Head out to my place the night before that should cut out a few hrs. Then we get a early start, the next morning.

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Sounds like a workable plan....then the other is getting approved for time off work! Not so easy when you are the low man level 9 lead tech on the shift! Everyone else gets first dibs before me!

Then I'll have to run Intermediate Class with you 3! Instead of A group.... At least it will be fun to draft pass a few GIXXER's with a GIXXER! Hmmmm I just past an 06, 2 07's, and an 08 GSXR 1000's with my 09 GSXR 1000!

 

[skydivr]

We'll have to pass you on the warm up lap before you've got the track figured out

 

[Jet Li]

I can't believe with all the practice team gixxer has had this year that the team as a whole hasn't moved up to advanced!

Don't worry, I will be there to allow you plenty of practice in passing!!!!

 

[skydivr]

I can't believe with all the practice team gixxer has had this year that the team as a whole hasn't moved up to advanced!

Don't worry, I will be there to allow you plenty of practice in passing!!!!

Charlie, our passing dummy just signed up The only question is gonna be, 2-way or 3-way (with Jay if he can keep up) Swoop?

That's not the way you do it in this thead Tom, your Awesomeness is supposed talk SMACK - like this:

Well...I WAS asked if I wanted to move up to A last month in Nashville.....

 

[Twobrothersbusa]

You in for Sept or Oct?


And Skydivr, not sure I would talk smac to Mr. Awesome....(for those that aren't young whipper snappers it should go something like "Let the Wookie win")

I can't believe with all the practice team gixxer has had this year that the team as a whole hasn't moved up to advanced!

Don't worry, I will be there to allow you plenty of practice in passing!!!!

 

[Jet Li]

Charlie, our passing dummy just signed up

Well...I WAS asked if I wanted to move up to A last month in Nashville.....

Ok well everyone has their limits. After such crying, I bet they did ask you to move up!! And as far a passing dummy, if you do pass me, you better give a wide berth because I am gonna run you off the track!!!!!!!

 

[skydivr]

Ok well everyone has their limits. After such crying, I bet they did ask you to move up!! And as far a passing dummy, if you do pass me, you better give a wide berth because I am gonna run you off the track!!!!!!!

Your Awesomeness would just bounce me right off like a forcefield or something....

And Charlie, I can tease Tom anytime I want....at a distance, that is

Me fighting Tom would be like this fisherman "Look, an eagle!"

 

[Tufbusa]

SECRET WEAPON!


I have been holding out on you "Throttle Jockeys" and it's time to sell the "Top SECRET" to the highest bidder! Whomever gets their hands on this masterful MOD will be heads and shoulders over their buddies on track days. Actually, I call this Atomic Weapon "Whoopass", it's that powerful!

I have been offered a large amount of $$$ by Skydivr as he needs all the help he can get to show Charlie the EAT ME sticker on a regular basis. However, I am taking offers from other interested parties who may be interested in this highly unknown advantage!

Antie up fellas and make your best offer $$$ to be the one and only to have this unique advantage over your fellow mates!

 

[skydivr]

Who do I have to kill?

I'd have to make me a new sticker "Powered by Whoopass"

I thought we'd already reached a deal....and now I see you have blabbed it...some kind of friend YOU are....

 

[Tufbusa]

I think your screen name should be changed from "Skydivr" to "Whoopass" if you are so lucky to be the high bidder on this little box of goodies that can be found on the shelf of any Wal-Mart store in america!

 

[skydivr]

I think I found SteveO's SECRET WEAPON

AND, here's SteveO's testimonial:

"I spend more time in front of my colleagues on my bike, than sitting in my wheelchair, so it's important that I'm comfortable and I look confident when I spank their azz on the track. So, I wear my SECRET WEAPON - Depend Underwear for Men because it has a snug fit and the best protection, so I don't have an accident when I 'lean off' as those behind my might not appreciate it. Plus, it has a new discreet brief-like waistband and doesn't show thru my leathers. When all eyes are on me instructing, all I'm focused on is my body position and lean angle"

Hey old man, BITE ME

 

[Tufbusa]

I think I found SteveO's SECRET WEAPON

AND, here's SteveO's testimonial:

I wear my SECRET WEAPON - Depend Underwear for Men because it has a snug fit and the best protection, so I don't have an accident when I 'lean off' as those behind my might not appreciate it. Hey old man, BITE ME

Hey you bum, it's you that best buy up a good supply of depends and keep them handy when the Old gray haired dude passes your sorryass with such vengence and athority that your "Eat Me" sticker gets sucked up your bum and you end up pissinyoreself!

And just so you know, I'm giving up the "SECRET WEAPON" to Charlie "Free of Charge" just so he can share in the shameful distruction of your male pride!

 

[georgiabusa_05]

This is good stuff guys. NEXT.

 

[skydivr]

Then, can I have one out of your supply (I like the blue ones please); I'll give it back when I'm done I PROMISE

Don't give it to Charlie cause he'll tell Jay, and we gotta have something on Tim (Earlybird).....I'll give one one of my EAT ME stickers so you can stir up all those boys (and girls) out on the WA area racetracks!

 

[Tufbusa]

Oh Hillbilly Boy, you are so kind. I can't be bought with one of your alternative life style stickers!

You'd be more successful at selling me a set of "Shinko's"!

 

[skydivr]

P.S. You can do something about that "grey" part...

You know the TEAM GIXXER moto: "If you can't be fast, you gotta LOOK GOOD"

 

[Tufbusa]

Teaching you how to post pictures was an obvious "Mistake"!

But it was a mistake for your mother to take that seagull egg from the beach and raising the hatchling!

 

[skydivr]

You can talk about me all you want, as long as you stay on the other side of the US, your safe

Besides, we know you boys on the West Coast can ride as fast as us Southern Boys!

 

[Twobrothersbusa]

I'll raise you a can of Spam and a cold beer for the secret weapon...

Hey you bum, it's you that best buy up a good supply of depends and keep them handy when the Old gray haired dude passes your sorryass with such vengence and athority that your "Eat Me" sticker gets sucked up your bum and you end up pissinyoreself!

And just so you know, I'm giving up the "SECRET WEAPON" to Charlie "Free of Charge" just so he can share in the shameful distruction of your male pride!

 

[Jet Li]

I don't need a secret weapon because, I am the weapon. Now that this fact is out in the open, enjoy your nightmares until track day!!!!!