hang on while i whoop this thing out...........blazing saddles (a classic btw)
when the f*** did we get ice cream?.........the ringer
bullshid, i cant hear you. sound off like you got a pair......full metal jacket
this is my rifle, this is my gun, this is for fighting, this is for fun.....FMJ
get your fat azz over there private pyle, oh thats right private pyle, dont make any f'in effort to get to the top of the f'in obstacle, if God wanted you up there, He would have miracled your azz up there by now wouldnt He? i bet if there was some pu**y up on top of the obstacle, you could get up there couldnt you? your azz looks like about 150 lbs of chewed bubble gum pyle, you know that?....FMJ
you climb obstacles like old people f***, you know that pyle?.... FMJ
move it, hustle up, the f'in war will be over by the time we get out there wont it private pyle?....FMJ
move it ladies, azzholes and elbows, hurry up!!!....FMJ
private joker, private cowboy, as soon as you clean your bunks, i want you two turds to clean the head. i want that head so sanitary and squared away that the virgin mary herself would be proud to go in there and take a dump....FMJ
God was here before the marine core, so you can give your heart to Jesus, but you azz belongs to the core....FMJ
(Joker)...are those live rounds? (Pyle)...7 6 2 millimeter, full metal jacket
what is this mickey mouse shid!!! what in the name of Jesus H Christ are you animals doing in my head!!! why is private pyle out of his bunk after lights out!!! why is private pyle holding that weapon!!! why arent you stomping private pyles guts out!!!
what is your major malfuntion numbnuts!!! Didnt mommy and daddy show you enough attention when you were a child!!!
sorry about getting carried away with the fmj. the first hour of that movie has me laughing my azz off
say hello to my litl friend.....scarface
terrorists??? ah i left the coffee pot on again didnt i? shiiid....now where am i going to bring chicks to f*** when my mom's home???.....clerks 2
dont look at his wee wee honey....clerks 2
i turn down down chicks left and right
your chicks are your left and right....clerks 2
theres only one return ok, and it aint of the king, its of the jedi
oh, star wars geek..
oh, im the geek, look at you two whoopin out your preciouses....clerks 2
well then you must be blind as anne frank cause whats the point of having an internet connection if you're not going to use it to look at wierd pictures of dirty se8 you;ll never have yourself....clerks 2
ok im finished