Ways to Kill a Cat

[LA Busa]

I used to feed cats to my Boa.

Would get kittens from the little girls that give them away at grocery store parking lots, take them home and feed them to the snake.

If I had extra I would shoot them and put them in a freezer for later thawing and feeding during non-kitten seasons.

Kinda cool, they'd be in his habitat doing that ryhthmic....meow, meow, meow then...... Smash! gurgle, gurgle, smash, boom, bam and all would go quiet.

Hey, its cheaper than buying rabbits AND it rid'd the world of another cat!

Bad thing though, those little girls coated one in flea powder and made the snake sick as he**.
Da*n kids...

Just want to know if you're kidding or not?

I am serious as a train wreck sir!
A 10' red tailed boa can make quick work of cat.
Did keep them from urinating on my leather though

 

[SD1300]

I'm sorry I ran across this thread! Some pretty cold-hearted folks here.

 

[theemrrdkill]

.. Coldhearted !!!! .... Bobcats need loving too!!! and food..

 

[BusaBret]

I used to feed cats to my Boa.

Would get kittens from the little girls that give them away at grocery store parking lots, take them home and feed them to the snake.

If I had extra I would shoot them and put them in a freezer for later thawing and feeding during non-kitten seasons.

Kinda cool, they'd be in his habitat doing that ryhthmic....meow, meow, meow then...... Smash! gurgle, gurgle, smash, boom, bam and all would go quiet.

Hey, its cheaper than buying rabbits AND it rid'd the world of another cat!

Bad thing though, those little girls coated one in flea powder and made the snake sick as he**.
Da*n kids...

Just want to know if you're kidding or not?

I am serious as a train wreck sir!
A 10' red tailed boa can make quick work of cat.
Did keep them from urinating on my leather though

Please tell me you didn't reply to any "FREE KITTENS TO A GOOD HOME" adds.

A 13' reticulated python makes short work of them as well!!

 

[99'busa]

hope Revlis don't see this.

 

[Grandevil]

I'm sorry I ran across this thread! Some pretty cold-hearted folks here.

Come on. Take a joke.

To all the others.

<--- I'm a she

I can't catch the cat to give it meds twice a day for 2 weeks, especially if I'm supposed to be at the Bash next weekend!

The cat was deathly sick a few days after my mom got her from a rescue. We had to give her medicicne for weeks and put goop in her eyes and she learned to hate humans. Now she is impossible to catch. I have never done anything to this stupid cat except keep it alive and look what I get for it.

 

[99'busa]

I like cats as long as they don't shed, pee on stuff, claw on anything, or stink part of the house up from a liter box.

 

[Grandevil]

I love my cat Bob. He's a bastard too but he's a cool bastard. This other cat is like an unwanted house guest.

I guess I could empty my savings and take it to the vet.

I swear to god every time I have a dollar in the savings account some **** like this happens.

 

[99'busa]

cats are cute. i might have one that doesnt do any of the above someday after kids are grown up.

 

[theemrrdkill]

Dogs .. love cats...too!!

 

[99'busa]

I love my cat Bob. He's a bastard too but he's a cool bastard. This other cat is like an unwanted house guest.

I guess I could empty my savings and take it to the vet.  

I swear to god every time I have a dollar in the savings account some **** like this happens.

take it to the human society for free. or take it to the bash and give it to yh2k

 

[Bird Hunter]

I love my cat Bob. He's a bastard too but he's a cool bastard. This other cat is like an unwanted house guest.

I guess I could empty my savings and take it to the vet.

I swear to god every time I have a dollar in the savings account some **** like this happens.

take it to the human society for free. or take it to the bash and give it to yh2k

 

[Grandevil]

I'm trying to take it back to the rescue that it came from but the lady kind of gave me the shoulder. The contract says they will take back animals so...whatever, maybe it makes me a horrible satanic person (so what else is new) but I can't care for this cat.

 

[theemrrdkill]

sounds like a ( E-bay) item ..

 

[WuzzaCBXRider]

I used to feed cats to my Boa.

Would get kittens from the little girls that give them away at grocery store parking lots, take them home and feed them to the snake.

If I had extra I would shoot them and put them in a freezer for later thawing and feeding during non-kitten seasons.

Kinda cool, they'd be in his habitat doing that ryhthmic....meow, meow, meow then...... Smash! gurgle, gurgle, smash, boom, bam and all would go quiet.

Hey, its cheaper than buying rabbits AND it rid'd the world of another cat!

Bad thing though, those little girls coated one in flea powder and made the snake sick as he**.
Da*n kids...

Just want to know if you're kidding or not?

I am serious as a train wreck sir!
A 10' red tailed boa can make quick work of cat.
Did keep them from urinating on my leather though

Serious eh? That's too bad. Wazubrawtupbadorsomethin? Ride to school in a short bus did you? Big sister beat you down regularly did she? Very little public education with no follow up?

Doubtful you'd care but there is a cure for people like you.

 

[99'busa]

I knew this was gonna happen. Revlis aint even gonna get to see it before a big padlock goes on it

 

[proud dad]

I love my cat Bob. He's a bastard too but he's a cool bastard. This other cat is like an unwanted house guest.

I guess I could empty my savings and take it to the vet.  

I swear to god every time I have a dollar in the savings account some **** like this happens.

take it to the human society for free. or take it to the bash and give it to yh2k

 

[proud dad]

I don't know about all of this,but I have heard there's more than one way to skin a cat

 

[Bird Hunter]

I don't know about all of this,but I have heard there's more than one way to skin a cat

 

[99'busa]

I don't know about all of this,but I have heard there's more than one way to skin a cat