Why single guys should leave there reflectors on

Scenario # 1
You are riding down a city street (with signal lights) and you hit a red light. A beautiful woman pulls up beside you and she says, “I love those reflectors on your bikeâ€￾. You tell her “ Baby I would be willing to give you 1 of my reflectors if you will have a drink with meâ€￾. She says: "I had some just like them on my Schwinn"

BAM! You’re still gay! :rofl:

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one my girlfriend would KILLLLLLLL me:devil::devil::rulez: two im with her not some bimbo who thinks i have money cause im on a BUSAA hahaha
and who wants to stop when dragging knee
 
riiight...

Obligatory wtf pic below.

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You guys made me get rid of my reflectors upon first post with pics:thumbsup:. Not only is he high, he is getting off way too easy. Anti Reflector Boys are gonna getcha and I am one of emm....:laugh: This is a crazy post.:poke:
 
is this why oh whats his name was asking all of us for those 50+ reflectors now so long ago in another thread?....lol
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I still have my reflectors in a box somewhere in case you need to buy some extras, you know....for all that tail those reflectors are gettin ya! :laugh:
 
Picture this:
Scenario # 1
You are riding down a city street (with signal lights) and you hit a red light. A beautiful woman pulls up beside you and she says, “I love those reflectors on your bikeâ€￾. You tell her “ Baby I would be willing to give you 1 of my reflectors if you will have a drink with meâ€￾. BAM! You’re in Rough Rider Condom heaven!


Scenario # 2
You are riding done a city street (with signal lights) and you hit a red light. A car full of women pull up beside you . and somebody says “Hey that the coolest motorcycle I have ever seen.â€￾ You reach down and start unscrewing one of your reflectors and ask what she would do to get a piece of your bike. I’m talking New Orleans Mardi Gras Bead action!


Sometimes I crack myself up!
:thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::rofl::rofl::rofl:

FAIL

I FAIL to see the humor in this. On behalf of the women at the red light's please keep your reflector's. You would not want us to throw a tampon back at you. :moon: :moon:
 
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