Words Women Use

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Words Women Use & WHY!!!

Fine
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and
you need to shut up.

Five Minutes
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

Nothing
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something" and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine".

Go Ahead
This is a dare, not permission, DON'T DO IT!

Loud Sigh
Although not actually a word, the loud sigh is often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".

That's Okay
This is one of the most dangerous statements that woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

Thanks
This is the least used of all words in the female vocabulary. If a woman is thanking you. Do not question it, just say you're welcome and back out of the room slowly.

 

[DAB]

True, true.

 

[omslaw]

Go Ahead
This is a dare, not permission, DON'T DO IT!

Uh ohh....

"Honey, may I buy a Busa?"

"Go Ahead."

 

[Southside Playa]

 

[justintime2]

 

[vman1300]

 

[vman1300]

 

[adrenaline junkey]

 

[Pipefighter248]

 

[sully]

very true!

 

[dm_gsxr]

I like the Non Sequitur strips, "What he/she said", "What she/he heard".

What he heard: "Let's go drain the life force from your body."

What she said: "Let's go shopping."

What she heard: "Life as we know it will cease to exist unless you can alter the space-time continuum."

What he said: "Honey, are you almost ready yet?"

What he heard: "Honey, why don't you put your head in a vise and I'll turn the handle until your skull explodes."

What she said: "Honey, why don't we turn off the TV and just talk."

What He Heard: "Your right to independent thought and ability to form an opinion has been revoked."

What She Said: "I do."

I can't find the actual words, but this is the gist.

What he heard: "You're not capable of driving to the corner store without adult supervision."

What she said: "Drive safely."

Other's I've found:

What she said: Honey, I want to talk to you for a minute.

What he heard: Honey, I'm going to shut off the TV during the last minute of the game.

What she said: Honey, do you have a minute to do something for me?

What he heard: Honey, don't make any plans for the next few hours.


Carl

 

[USMCBUSA]

SOOOOO TRUUUEEEE

 

[05BUSABLU]

yeah like last weekend...honey can i go for a ride for the day...go ahead

then im tryinh like hell to figure oout why i was in trouble

now i know