You Know You Are A Biker When...

[LCB]

...when you use ALL your vacation time planning trips for the sole purpose of checking off some of the "Places I want to go on the bike" bucket list...

 

[VaBusa]

...when you use ALL your vacation time planning trips for the sole purpose of checking off some of the "Places I want to go on the bike" bucket list...

No one does that more than you!!

 

[Ebusa]

When you say I'm going for a little ride and you come back the next day.

 

[Loomis]

no one does that more than you!!

lies!!! I do...

 

[Loomis]

When you say I'm going for a little ride and you come back the next day.

Speaking Of Riding Eddie, When We are getting together for some Riding, WHERE'S JELLYRUG!!

 

[VaBusa]

lies!!! I do...

She's been all the way to Reno multiple times, and Eureka Springs, all on 2 wheels

OK Loomis, you do too

 

[Ebusa]

Hey Jon gotta get fork seal done

 

[Busatized]

You know your a biker when you get up to go to the toilet like this....................

 

[1vanvenci5]

You might be a biker if......................................The girl you just brought home from a bar asks if you have protection, and you show her your new helmet and gloves.

VERY NICE! jajaja

 

[jellyrug]

You refer to the time when your license has been revoked as the "off season."
You speed up when you see the sign "Dangerous Curves Ahead."
You only get passed when you're parked.
You can discuss the wheelie capabilities of every one of your friend's motorcycles you've ridden in the past ten years.
You know what the term "tank slapper" means.
You think the term "contact patch" means the surface area of your knee sliders.
Your dirtbike fantasy of riding a sportbike on a golf course became a reality while being pursued by the local police.
You've stopped for gas on a road trip and three minutes later a state trooper roars into town and tells you that he's been chasing you for 10 miles and you didn't know it!

 

[motochris]

When you have sunburn on wrists, neck, and nose!

 

[brpo]

Riding your new bike 45 mins to work when its 7 degrees outside and you have no real cold weather gear.

Sorry wrong answer!

Right answer is - you're a "real" biker if you do it again! OVER and OVER again.

 

[brpo]

Real bikers ride dirty bikes. Ride or Wash? Riding always wins. A real bikers idea of washing their bike is riding in "hard" rain.

 

[brpo]

If you ever dream your're driving somewhere in a car - your're not a real biker.

All real riders take their bikes in their dreams.

 

[brpo]

You are a real biker if you've got "ants in your pants" monkey butt and you're thankful you only got another 300 miles to go.

 

[brpo]

You're a real biker, if and only if your bike has two wheels.

Some folks may not agree with this one. I make exceptions for the elderly and infirmed. Which I may add, I'm quickly becoming.

 

[piratediverjefff]

When you try to split lanes and realize you are in your wife's truck! (It's a Cali Thang) True story!

Came close myself once,climbed off the bike and into the Jeep and caught myself just in time.

 

[scooney92]

...when you get clipped from behind by a tailgating hit & run tow truck driver and you're so busy picking up your bike to make sure that it's okay that you don't notice your ankle is broken in three places! You're ESPECIALLY a rider when while you're recuperating with your cast on...you sneak out to sit on your bike after it's been repaired and the wife has to catch you and tell you to get off of it!!! LOL & SMH

 

[Robusa]

When a romantic night involves oil and lube and not your wife.

 

[rubbersidedown]

You buy 2 bikes from the same manufacturer and they are the same model and you justify it to the wife saying..."It was on sale."


You buy 2 bikes from the same manufacturer and they are the same model and you justify it to the wife saying..."I'm not going to customize this one...like the other one".

You buy 2 bikes from the same manufacturer and they are the same model and you justify it to the wife saying..."But Honey,we need a turbo."

You buy 2 bikes from the same manufacturer and they are the same model and you justify it to the wife saying.............

RSD.