Hmm, favorite complaint - not sure if it's my favorite, but seems like every import with a coffee can exhaust wants to challenge me - and I'm like dude - we've got the same size engine and I'm about 2000+lbs lighter than you - ever heard of power to weight ratio.
Then there are the chicken heads who always want a ride - 1st of all if my hump is on that might be an indication that in the words of the great chicken head Whitney Houston - "Hell to tha nawl, you can't have a ride.
2nd - You might be a clown, but this ain't no damn carnival ride.
But I guess the favorite complaint is from the wife - when she addresses the Busa as "The Mistress"