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[OB_maui]

this should be the number of replys to "19"

 

[OB_maui]

OK maybe 6, but after that I'm gona hold my breath...I'm not joking...I really will...

 

[OB_maui]

What happened? Were am I? All right, I hope none of you gave me mouth to mouth while I was out. HEY, WHERE'S MY WALLET!

[This message has been edited by maui (edited 27 September 1999).]

 

[OB_Dirty Pete]

Maui I looked in the Service Manual. They've got 15 different dimensions and tolerances on the conrod, but not THAT one.

All I can do now is strip my machine down in the garage and measure one for you.

This I will do if you forget the tariff on the 1/4 lb. of product. Also I keep the pic of FC's mother with her tits hanging out but I will return your wallet for free.

Have you tried making a tech inquiry through Suzuki.com?

 

[OB_Dirty Pete]

By the way I think the drag guys are jealous of you because you can blow their asses off with a cage.

 

[OB_Dirty Pete]

And maybe also because you're a machinist/mechanic and few of them have ever seen the inside of a motor except at a science fair.

 

[OB_Dirty Pete]

Lessee...what we got in here?

Christ Maui you should NOT carry this much cash on you!

Amex...Royal Pineapple Watchers Society...THAT's your girlfriend, whoooeee looka those tatas!...three Julias Schmidts hey GROSS Maui you're supposed to throw these things out when you're done with them...International Hula Herders "Sneek A Peek" card...receipt for shark bite repairs to surf board - marked "deductible?"...50¢ coupon for Konatauiwanahanitanikana cocktail...

To get your wallet back, send $100 cash, a quarter of Maui Wowee and a SASE to P.O. Box 100, Bus Terminal "D", Toronto.

 

[OB_maui]

Damn I try to help out and Dirty Pete rolls me. And yes since every one knows that sharks are related to government officials, the bites are deductible. Please apply all the cash towards your new product. You now have all the other info visa vi (I always wanted to say that) my wallet. The pic. is of FC's mom. Cute huh? She's only 22. She'll hand deliver that 1/4 (we deal in pounds not ounces here). I don't suppose you know how long the busa connecting rod is? I don't think any of the drag racers want to talk to me, kick a little sand...