NO - that was me!Aren't you the guy that thinks your Busa is a male.....and you named it BRUCE?
2 grown men on motorcycle at the same time?
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I can't even put into words how WRONG that photo is bro!
Wait a doggone minute! That's Elton on the back of that scooter with Rubbah!
See?
Yeah, I work nights, which means when I'm off I'm up all night when there ain't shid to do... which means I have LOTS of time to photochop pics of you guys.someone has a lotta time on their hands huhDid ya see the pics of the new ZX10
I gotta few if you wanna see them from the DC show.
and yeah, if its two guys out on a joy ride.... damn, where is that ponch picture
And yeah, I'd love to see your pics of the 10R. I'm really diggin' the new stylin'. I'm tempted to trade for one but the last thing I need to do right now is sell another and buy another new one right now...
+1
98% of you soo homophobic.. it`s just funny. You have a problem with male passenger and saying that you not homofobic? where is logic in your words?
People who knows me have no second thought about my sexual orientation. Those who don`t... screw `em.... I don`t care what they think.
oh... for many people Busa looks gay... Should I care what those idiots think. Do you care?
Now I understand why people prefer riding with a hump, not passenger seat...
Uhh and just for the record.. I think I admited I was partially homophobic..
But guess what? so what. I just dont care to have a mans penis tightly rammed anywhere near my but.. if that is considerd homophobic.. so be it...
But guess what? so what. I just dont care to have a mans penis tightly rammed anywhere near my but.. if that is considerd homophobic.. so be it...
BTW.
I`m not gay... I wear tight jeans and speedo at the beach...
I don`t care what dudes think... chicks like it...
and gays never hit on me.... (somehow they know)
I`m not gay... I wear tight jeans and speedo at the beach...
I don`t care what dudes think... chicks like it...
and gays never hit on me.... (somehow they know)
You know if your passenger holds on to the rear grab bar they won’t grind on you. Go easy on the brake and if he gets too close hit the throttle. I guess those yearly exams are really hard on some of you? Now a full on bear hug and your walking! I’d say keep a buffer zone and you would not be considered gay.
So you can not think of anything but sex?Uhh and just for the record.. I think I admited I was partially homophobic..
But guess what? so what. I just dont care to have a mans penis tightly rammed anywhere near my but.. if that is considerd homophobic.. so be it...
Not everything in this wordl sexual by nature, I think..
And you can be baddest homophob on earth... Why should I care?
Yeah well actually I do kind of have a one track mind when it comes to sex.. if the wind blows hard enough I get excited.. but that is another story lolSo you can not think of anything but sex?Uhh and just for the record.. I think I admited I was partially homophobic..
But guess what? so what. I just dont care to have a mans penis tightly rammed anywhere near my but.. if that is considerd homophobic.. so be it...
Not everything in this wordl sexual by nature, I think..
And you can be baddest homophob on earth... Why should I care?so be it.
And dont take this wrong.. but your speedo's dude.. not sure where you are going to the beach at.. but I have a lot of female friends.. and the word on the street are that speedo's make girls want to hurl... I mean if you like them go for it.. just relaying what my cousin (female) says, her friends say, my female friends say...
of course I am in California.. maybe it is differant where you are at...
Any ladies want to help me out here?
Did you seen all those bodybulders dudes in huge swiming shorts ever? ..... I looks dashing in my speedos....
and no, no picture....
and no, no picture....
Don`t you think all those moto GP guys in their leathers looks gay? What could be more gay then tight leathers.... just a thought.....
and sometime they have another dude from crew riding with them ON TV !!!!!
They all must be homo !!! I`ll never watch any MotoGP again!
They all must be homo !!! I`ll never watch any MotoGP again!
I personally would never ride on the back of a bike!!!!!
The main thing is if a guy is on the bike I scare the shiat out of them!!!!
I took my brother-inlaw for a ride his mom told me to scare him to where he would never want to ride again and I think that I might have accomplished that?
0-150mph as fast as I could with a little wheelie action from 1st to 2nd.
I might add that we were riding in the boonys because I would be embarrassed to have a guy on the back?
Just me.... to each there own.
The main thing is if a guy is on the bike I scare the shiat out of them!!!!
I took my brother-inlaw for a ride his mom told me to scare him to where he would never want to ride again and I think that I might have accomplished that?
0-150mph as fast as I could with a little wheelie action from 1st to 2nd.
I might add that we were riding in the boonys because I would be embarrassed to have a guy on the back?
Just me.... to each there own.
The word "homophobic" was invented by a ...uh...gay person....
the blonde dude on queer eye for a straight guy, I think. For the rest of us who are attracted to women, it is perfectly acceptable to be repulsed by some dude snuggled up all cozy against your back and azz on your bike!
the blonde dude on queer eye for a straight guy, I think. For the rest of us who are attracted to women, it is perfectly acceptable to be repulsed by some dude snuggled up all cozy against your back and azz on your bike!
Vic, let me help you out.....check out #14
-trust me, chicks Don't dig it!!
International Rules of Manhood
01: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella
02: It is ok for a man to cry under the following circumstances:
a. When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
b. The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.
c. After wrecking your boss' car.
d. One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game".
e. When she is using her teeth.
03: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally
killed and eaten by his buddies.
04: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a
friend out of jail within 12 hours.
05: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off
limits forever, unless you actually marry her.
06: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is
forbidden. However Complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.
07: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for
another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is
strictly optional.
08: On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not
the weakest.
09: When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you
may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask
who's playing.
10: You may flatulate in front of a woman only after you have
brought her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for
the purpose of flatulent entertainment, she's officially your
girlfriend.
11: It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when
you're sunning on a tropical beach... and it's delivered by a
topless supermodel..and it's free.
12: Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you
allowed to kick another guy in the nuts.
13: Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.
14: Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.
15: If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see
anything.
16: Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as
spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability
to drink as much as the other sports watchers.
17: A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must
remain sober enough to fight.
18: Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of
pizza, but not both, that's just greedy.
19: If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be
talking about his choice of beer.
20: Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of
yours, except if she's withholding sex pending your response.
21: Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man while lifting
weights:
a. Yeah, Baby, Push it!
b. C'mon, give me one more! Harder!
c. Another set and we can hit the showers!
22: Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal
footing: i.e. Both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all
other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the
conversation you need.
23: Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on
longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by
the phone. Hang up if necessary.
24: The morning after you and a girl who was formerly "just a
friend" have carnal drunken monkey sex, the fact that you're
feeling weird and guilty is no reason for you not to nail each
other again before the discussion about what a big mistake it was
occurs.
25: It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable
for her to drive yours.
26: Unless it is a Jeep or a vintage Mopar, Thou shall not buy a
car in the colors of brown, pink, lime green, orange or sky blue.
27: The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for
Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want!" gets an
Xbox. End of story.
28: There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Men's
Gymnastics. Ever
-trust me, chicks Don't dig it!!
International Rules of Manhood
01: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella
02: It is ok for a man to cry under the following circumstances:
a. When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
b. The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.
c. After wrecking your boss' car.
d. One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game".
e. When she is using her teeth.
03: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally
killed and eaten by his buddies.
04: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a
friend out of jail within 12 hours.
05: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off
limits forever, unless you actually marry her.
06: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is
forbidden. However Complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.
07: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for
another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is
strictly optional.
08: On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not
the weakest.
09: When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you
may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask
who's playing.
10: You may flatulate in front of a woman only after you have
brought her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for
the purpose of flatulent entertainment, she's officially your
girlfriend.
11: It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when
you're sunning on a tropical beach... and it's delivered by a
topless supermodel..and it's free.
12: Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you
allowed to kick another guy in the nuts.
13: Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.
14: Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.
15: If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see
anything.
16: Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as
spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability
to drink as much as the other sports watchers.
17: A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must
remain sober enough to fight.
18: Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of
pizza, but not both, that's just greedy.
19: If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be
talking about his choice of beer.
20: Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of
yours, except if she's withholding sex pending your response.
21: Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man while lifting
weights:
a. Yeah, Baby, Push it!
b. C'mon, give me one more! Harder!
c. Another set and we can hit the showers!
22: Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal
footing: i.e. Both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all
other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the
conversation you need.
23: Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on
longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by
the phone. Hang up if necessary.
24: The morning after you and a girl who was formerly "just a
friend" have carnal drunken monkey sex, the fact that you're
feeling weird and guilty is no reason for you not to nail each
other again before the discussion about what a big mistake it was
occurs.
25: It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable
for her to drive yours.
26: Unless it is a Jeep or a vintage Mopar, Thou shall not buy a
car in the colors of brown, pink, lime green, orange or sky blue.
27: The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for
Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want!" gets an
Xbox. End of story.
28: There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Men's
Gymnastics. Ever
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