Im with you Vic NO MORE MOTO GP for me either!!!!!and sometime they have another dude from crew riding with them ON TV !!!!!
They all must be homo !!! I`ll never watch any MotoGP again!
Im with you Vic NO MORE MOTO GP for me either!!!!!and sometime they have another dude from crew riding with them ON TV !!!!!
They all must be homo !!! I`ll never watch any MotoGP again!
I take exception to 2e.Vic, let me help you out.....check out #14
-trust me, chicks Don't dig it!!
International Rules of Manhood
01: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella
02: It is ok for a man to cry under the following circumstances:
a. When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
b. The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.
c. After wrecking your boss' car.
d. One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game".
e. When she is using her teeth.
03: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally
killed and eaten by his buddies.
04: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a
friend out of jail within 12 hours.
05: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off
limits forever, unless you actually marry her.
06: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is
forbidden. However Complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.
07: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for
another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is
strictly optional.
08: On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not
the weakest.
09: When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you
may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask
who's playing.
10: You may flatulate in front of a woman only after you have
brought her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for
the purpose of flatulent entertainment, she's officially your
girlfriend.
11: It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when
you're sunning on a tropical beach... and it's delivered by a
topless supermodel..and it's free.
12: Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you
allowed to kick another guy in the nuts.
13: Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.
14: Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.
15: If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see
anything.
16: Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as
spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability
to drink as much as the other sports watchers.
17: A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must
remain sober enough to fight.
18: Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of
pizza, but not both, that's just greedy.
19: If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be
talking about his choice of beer.
20: Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of
yours, except if she's withholding sex pending your response.
21: Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man while lifting
weights:
a. Yeah, Baby, Push it!
b. C'mon, give me one more! Harder!
c. Another set and we can hit the showers!
22: Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal
footing: i.e. Both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all
other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the
conversation you need.
23: Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on
longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by
the phone. Hang up if necessary.
24: The morning after you and a girl who was formerly "just a
friend" have carnal drunken monkey sex, the fact that you're
feeling weird and guilty is no reason for you not to nail each
other again before the discussion about what a big mistake it was
occurs.
25: It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable
for her to drive yours.
26: Unless it is a Jeep or a vintage Mopar, Thou shall not buy a
car in the colors of brown, pink, lime green, orange or sky blue.
27: The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for
Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want!" gets an
Xbox. End of story.
28: There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Men's
Gymnastics. Ever
nice shot BT.Wait a doggone minute! That's Elton on the back of that scooter with Rubbah!
International, huh?Vic, let me help you out.....check out #14
-trust me, chicks Don't dig it!!
International Rules of Manhood
01: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella
02: It is ok for a man to cry under the following circumstances:
a. When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
b. The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.
c. After wrecking your boss' car.
d. One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game".
e. When she is using her teeth.
03: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally
killed and eaten by his buddies.
04: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a
friend out of jail within 12 hours.
05: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off
limits forever, unless you actually marry her.
06: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is
forbidden. However Complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.
07: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for
another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is
strictly optional.
08: On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not
the weakest.
09: When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you
may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask
who's playing.
10: You may flatulate in front of a woman only after you have
brought her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for
the purpose of flatulent entertainment, she's officially your
girlfriend.
11: It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when
you're sunning on a tropical beach... and it's delivered by a
topless supermodel..and it's free.
12: Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you
allowed to kick another guy in the nuts.
13: Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.
14: Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.
15: If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see
anything.
16: Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as
spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability
to drink as much as the other sports watchers.
17: A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must
remain sober enough to fight.
18: Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of
pizza, but not both, that's just greedy.
19: If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be
talking about his choice of beer.
20: Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of
yours, except if she's withholding sex pending your response.
21: Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man while lifting
weights:
a. Yeah, Baby, Push it!
b. C'mon, give me one more! Harder!
c. Another set and we can hit the showers!
22: Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal
footing: i.e. Both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all
other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the
conversation you need.
23: Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on
longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by
the phone. Hang up if necessary.
24: The morning after you and a girl who was formerly "just a
friend" have carnal drunken monkey sex, the fact that you're
feeling weird and guilty is no reason for you not to nail each
other again before the discussion about what a big mistake it was
occurs.
25: It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable
for her to drive yours.
26: Unless it is a Jeep or a vintage Mopar, Thou shall not buy a
car in the colors of brown, pink, lime green, orange or sky blue.
27: The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for
Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want!" gets an
Xbox. End of story.
28: There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Men's
Gymnastics. Ever
Your a sicko!I see nothing wrong with 2 grown men on a bike...
out for a toodle on petticoat lane...
+1 this must be it.. You nailed it in a head.I think you guys (gays?) are afraid of your own reactions to having a guy behind you...
Seen the Seinfeld episode with George and the male masseur?
"I think it moved Jerry!"
HEY,we resemble that remark.You guys all go on like a bunch of women!
It's just funny that you guys have to debate this for 3 pages...testing one another's "manliness"HEY,we resemble that remark.You guys all go on like a bunch of women!
2 men on a bike is fine
End of Discussion. Does that mean we can't go on and on and on about this rediculas topic for 3 more pages?If I see two guys riding two up, I giggle...end of discussion...
...oh, no please...go on...this is funny!End of Discussion. Does that mean we can't go on and on and on about this rediculas topic for 3 more pages?If I see two guys riding two up, I giggle...end of discussion...
Well,if there's to be any spanking,I think BT should go first.
Lady Ice -Maybe ya feel this way cause ya are men. I don't think it's gay, I will be thinking he is giving his buddy a ride to pick up his bike at the shop, LOL.. I think the way they hold on tells it all... So that brings me to what ya think if you see two women on a bike..I have giving my sister rides and it never crossed my mind people would think we are leb...HHMM...