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DEMMYM said:
Come on now, Dont you think it would have been a little rude to be taking pics of the wreck while trying to console her.
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nope not at all... the words "no one is ever going to believe this one, can you smile?" woulda been appropriate :poke: :laugh:
 
Speaking of pictures.....Last year a new "MISTY" was hired to work for your company. Still waiting for those pics :whistle:
 
DEMMYM said:
Come on now, Dont you think it would have been a little rude to be taking pics of the wreck while trying to console her.
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Console her, and this is how that played out.
Blond: Oh no my husband is going to kill me.
DEMMYM: How could he be mad?
Blond: Just look at his car.
DEMMYM:How could he be mad when a woman as beautifull as yourself could have been hurt? I'm sure he's just glad you are ok.
Blond: Beautifull, you think so?
DEMMYM: The most beautifull thing I have seen today.(thinking to himself Only because I haven't been in the garage yet) Listen you seem really stressed why don't you come inside have a glass of wine and calm down before you call him.
Blond: Ok
Once inside
Blond: I think my neck is getting stiff.
DEMMYM: Let me see if i can work that out for you.
Blond: Ok.
Que music
Bom chika bow bow bom chika bow bow.
 
Rauzer said:
Blah, its a dime a dozen vette. We wanna see the blonde hot enough to let drive a vette by herself... :rofl:
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A bimbo blonde in a Vette, that's not something I see everyday... :whistle:

If we knew the damage, it would be a better guess for her punishment... :laugh:
 
Got-Busa? said:
A bimbo blonde in a Vette, that's not something I see everyday... :whistle:

If we knew the damage, it would be a better guess for her punishment... :laugh:
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Yeah, I wonder how far south we can take this thread:laugh:
 
notright said:
Console her, and this is how that played out.
Blond: Oh no my husband is going to kill me.
DEMMYM: How could he be mad?
Blond: Just look at his car.
DEMMYM:How could he be mad when a woman as beautifull as yourself could have been hurt? I'm sure he's just glad you are ok.
Blond: Beautifull, you think so?
DEMMYM: The most beautifull thing I have seen today.(thinking to himself Only because I haven't been in the garage yet) Listen you seem really stressed why don't you come inside have a glass of wine and calm down before you call him.
Blond: Ok
Once inside
Blond: I think my neck is getting stiff.
DEMMYM: Let me see if i can work that out for you.
Blond: Ok.
Que music
Bom chika bow bow bom chika bow bow.
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You might have a promising future in the adult film industry:afro:
 
notright said:
Console her, and this is how that played out.
Blond: Oh no my husband is going to kill me.
DEMMYM: How could he be mad?
Blond: Just look at his car.
DEMMYM:How could he be mad when a woman as beautifull as yourself could have been hurt? I'm sure he's just glad you are ok.
Blond: Beautifull, you think so?
DEMMYM: The most beautifull thing I have seen today.(thinking to himself Only because I haven't been in the garage yet) Listen you seem really stressed why don't you come inside have a glass of wine and calm down before you call him.
Blond: Ok
Once inside
Blond: I think my neck is getting stiff.
DEMMYM: Let me see if i can work that out for you.
Blond: Ok.
Que music
Bom chika bow bow bom chika bow bow.
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Haha! Now that"s funny! :thumbsup:
 
notright said:
Console her, and this is how that played out.
Blond: Oh no my husband is going to kill me.
DEMMYM: How could he be mad?
Blond: Just look at his car.
DEMMYM:How could he be mad when a woman as beautifull as yourself could have been hurt? I'm sure he's just glad you are ok.
Blond: Beautifull, you think so?
DEMMYM: The most beautifull thing I have seen today.(thinking to himself Only because I haven't been in the garage yet) Listen you seem really stressed why don't you come inside have a glass of wine and calm down before you call him.
Blond: Ok
Once inside
Blond: I think my neck is getting stiff.
DEMMYM: Let me see if i can work that out for you.
Blond: Ok.
Que music
Bom chika bow bow bom chika bow bow.
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Someone does actually read the articles in thos magazines. :laugh:
 
Seems to have been an interesting day for you! The real question for you is, What was the color of the 'Vette?
 
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