Another bit of bad news for the world.

[pure_ego]

Sad news...

With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the
moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person,
which almost went unnoticed last week. Larry LaPrise, the man that
wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died peacefully at the age of 93. The most
traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin. They put
his left leg in. And then the trouble started.

Shut up. You know it's funny.


just a bit of email forwarding humor I got that I actually chuckled at a bit.

You gotta visualize it before it's really funny though.

 

[jwcfbd]

 is it wrong to laugh at the dead?

 RIP



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[thrasherfox]

What? I dont get it.. did he only have one leg?

 

[werdkat]

hahahahahaha

 

[reddwarf]

 

[DAB]

 

[StageRulz]

 

[pure_ego]

What? I dont get it.. did he only have one leg?

hokey pokey lyrics...

Put your left foot in,
Your left foot out,
Your left foot in,
And shake it all about.
You do the hokey pokey
And turn yourself around.

Now put your right foot in,
Your right foot out,
Right foot in
Then you shake it all about.
And then you do the Hokey Pokey
Turn yourself around,
That's what it's all about.

You put your head in,
You put your head out,
Put your head in,
And bang it all about.
Do the Hokey Pokey
And turn yourself around.
That's what it's all about.

Let's Do the Hokey Pokey!
Let's Do the Hokey Pokey!
Let's Do the Hokey Pokey!
That's what it's all about.

Put your right hand in,
Your right hand out,
Your right hand in,
And shake it all about,
You do the Hokey Pokey,
And you turn yourself around.

Now put your tongue in,
And your tongue out,
Tongue in,
And Blblblblbl!
You do the Hokey Pokey
Turn yourself around
That's what it's all about.

You put your bottom in,
Put your bottom out,
Put your bottom in,
You put your bottom out,
Put your bottom in,
You put your bottom out,
Put your bottom in,
You put your bottom out,
Put your bottom in,
You put your bottom out,
Put your bottom in,
You put your bottom out,
Put your bottom in,
You put your bottom out,
Do the Hokey Pokey,
Turn yourself about.

Let's do the Hokey Pokey!
Let's do the Hokey Pokey!
Let's do the Hokey Pokey!
That's what it's all about.
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[Gunnybusa]

What? I dont get it.. did he only have one leg?

You know Fox, you put your left leg in you put your left leg out up put your left leg in and shake it all about you do the hokey pokey......

 

[Gunnybusa]

Ego beat me to it.

 

[thrasherfox]

Sooooooooo.. when they put his left foot in did he start shaking all about?

 

[thrasherfox]

 

[thrasherfox]

Just somptin about fishing and being able to reeeeeel them in.... (snicker snicker)

Sorry guys, couldnt resist....

 

[thrasherfox]

Aweeeee CRAP!! now the jokes on me.....

I just caught myself whistling the freaking tune!!!!! ITS STUCK IN MY HEAD!!! AHHHHHHHHHH AND I CANT GET IT OUT!!!!

EVERYONE IS GOING TO THINK I AM FREAKING HOKEY!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH PLEASE GET IT OUT!!!!

I KNOW, I WILL DRILL A WHOLE IN MY TEMPORAL LOBE... THAT'S ITS!!!



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[VaBusa]

Crap, now that song's in my head too...

 

[thrasherfox]

Ya freaking did that on purpose DIDNT you EGO!!!! DIDNT YOU!!! you KNEW the fricken song would get stuck in everyones head like a fricken virus!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

[VaBusa]

I remember doing the hokey pokey at the old skating rink when I was 9 or 10...try doing THAT on skates...oh yeah, it was funny...

Sing it for me Ron!!!

 

[legbuh]

I wonder if my tshirt that says "What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about?" just went up in value?

 

[onerabidshark]

Sooooooooo.. when they put his left foot in did he start shaking all about?

if he did i'm gettin the hell out of there

 

[Scooter]

Sooooooooo.. when they put his left foot in did he start shaking all about?

This makes me think about the zombie survival quiz...