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Dave was attending his drag racing club's monthly meeting and had just told them he couldn't make the racing trip scheduled for the next day because his wife wouldn't let him go.
After listening to the jeers and other negative remarks from his fellow racing buddies Dave left to go back home to his wife..
When Dave's friends started arriving to set up at the race track the next day, who should be there but Dave sitting in front of his trailer, car off the trailer.
“How did ya talk your wife into letting you go Dave?â€
“I didn’t have to†was Dave’s reply.
“When I left the meeting I went home and slumped down in my chair with a beer to drown my sorrows. Then my wife snuck up behind me and covered my eyes and said, ‘Surprise’!â€
When I peeled her hands back she was standing there in a beautiful see-through negligee and she said, “Carry me into the bedroom, tie me to the bed and you can do whatever you want.â€
SO HERE I AM!!!
After listening to the jeers and other negative remarks from his fellow racing buddies Dave left to go back home to his wife..
When Dave's friends started arriving to set up at the race track the next day, who should be there but Dave sitting in front of his trailer, car off the trailer.
“How did ya talk your wife into letting you go Dave?â€
“I didn’t have to†was Dave’s reply.
“When I left the meeting I went home and slumped down in my chair with a beer to drown my sorrows. Then my wife snuck up behind me and covered my eyes and said, ‘Surprise’!â€
When I peeled her hands back she was standing there in a beautiful see-through negligee and she said, “Carry me into the bedroom, tie me to the bed and you can do whatever you want.â€
SO HERE I AM!!!
it was funny this time too.
