I must have bad luck or something, because I can't seem to get with the famous ladies. The only one I met was Lisa Leslie (L.A. Sparks) in the airport in Houston. Now this is how the rest goes:
Ate lunch with Shaquille O'Neal when he first signed with the Orlando Magic. He was here because he liked, and wanted to date a childhood friend of mine.
I have a cousin from Houston who used to date Thurman Thomas from Buffalo Bills fame.
Met Sargeant Major of the Army Gates while stationed in Fort Ben Harrison IN. Some of you may not know this, but there is only ONE Sargeant Major of the Army at any particular time.
Used to hang out with Orlando McDaniel who used to play safety for the Minnesota Vikings. This guy is a f^cking moron, so hence the "used to hang out with."
Am good friends with and ride with Eddie "Boo" Kennison who plays for the Kansas City Chiefs.
Played at a High School basketball camp that was hosted by Earvin "Magic" Johnson. Got pictures of that one.
Used to play pick-up basketball games in the summer against Joe Dumars (Detroit Pistons GM).
Met Penny Hardaway (Phoenix Suns) and Gary Payton (Seattle Supersonics) at a basketball tournament that is given here once a year. Went out clubbin' later. Penny is cool, but Gary is sort-of a showoff.
Vincent Brisby (formerly of New England Patriots) and Marc Boutte (formerly of Washington Redskins) are real good friends of mine. Me and Marc grew up together.
Have a cousin in Houston who owns her own dental practice and she does work for Master P and his son, Lil' Romeo.
Have talked with Sheryl Swoopes. She lives right next door to my cousin who is the dentist.
I must have done something bad in my former life cuz I keep coming up short on the famous women. Why can't I meet a Halle Berry, Salma Hayek, Salli Richardson, or people like that? I guess with my good looks and appeal, I would have them thinking that they are in the presence of someone famous.(hahahaha)
Brian