F-ing Bees! I hate bees! I should have punched every bee in the face!

Dump kerosene in the nest and light it.....

This works great, but if you are like me and thats not enough of a show...sprinkle some gun powder along with it and run a trail of it as a fuse! Oh and call over the family and the neighbors, crack open a beer and watch the show!:thumbsup:
 
This works great, but if you are like me and thats not enough of a show...sprinkle some gun powder along with it and run a trail of it as a fuse! Oh and call over the family and the neighbors, crack open a beer and watch the show!:thumbsup:

Do us a favor and demonstrate this on video. Post to youtube please.
 
FIRE!!! Yeah, Not gonna light them up, as my luck would be I'd somehow catch the neighborhood on fire.
 
I had a bees nest in my basement-ceiling last year, i screwed up and opened a hole and got hundreds if not thousands of bees in the basement. I opened a half dozen gas bombs overnight and killed them all, finding the largest most intricate condeminium complex of a beehive, lol. Anyway, I hate bees too!
 
I had a bees nest in my basement-ceiling last year, i screwed up and opened a hole and got hundreds if not thousands of bees in the basement. I opened a half dozen gas bombs overnight and killed them all, finding the largest most intricate condeminium complex of a beehive, lol. Anyway, I hate bees too!

BeeHive Condo? i want to see pics of that! :lol:
 
Brake cleaner is fun too. I had one in my helmet when I put it on one day, stung the top of my head. Later I have one hit me in the throat on a ride & fall inside my leathers - that sucked. I hate bees, wasps & we have scorpions here to play w/ too.
 
I've got a similar wasp story. I mow my neighbors front pasture with my Kubota, 5' mower and a frontloader. I finished and before my usual cold beer payment he wanted me to scoop up two rotten 15 year old pallets and dump them on his burn pile. I hit them with the bucket but they skidded. I jump off tractor, still running and stand up the first one on end. I hear him screaming like an idiot and take off running like Ben Johnson on steroids. WTF? he's like 68 years old. I look down and I'm covered nipples to toes with a solid yellow mass of wasps. Oh **** now what? They weren't stinging me yet. Well I decided to start swattin about the time they started bitin. HAHAHA I passed the old guy as he rounded the corner of his house headed to the front door. By the time we got there I had most of my clothes off. Wasps madder the hell and hot on our heels just like in the cartoons. We crashed thru the front door tryin to beat the flock in. His wife is standin there lookin at us, me in socks and drawers. Bastards followed us in and she starts beatin them with a magazine. I'm tryin to get the things outta my hair and ears. T'was a bit ugly close to 60 bites from the ankles up.

We drank beer and nursed our wounds for a couple hours before I could even get close to the still running tractor.

The whole underside of those pallets was solid honeycombed with wasps nests.
yellow jackets are a lot worse than any bee... sure glad you did not have a reaction to them... dang 60 stings? been stung a few times over the years by them and they feel like a red hot poker to me...

the visual you give is fricken hilarious... imagine what the neighbors thought...

some almost naked dude chasing an old man through his back yard into the house??? OMG..... :rofl:
 
Wow!! Thanks for eliminating some yellow jackets. I hate those things. I use to have a couple of them chase me and Wallace (my dog) if we got too close to the wooded area in our yard. Found out later when we were cutting some low hanging branches that their nest was actually in the ground. Luckily they just kind of buzzed around us. No stinging. I will see if I can find this info again, but I seem to remember reading online that you can smother them by putting a tarp over the area of their nest in the early morning or late evening. I know it is less dramatic than blowing things up and definitly not as fun. But at least you wont have to get stung again and you wont burn up the neighborhood. Gardening : Insects : Yellow Jackets : Home & Garden Television Ok this particular link talks about using glass bowels, but maybe some "saran wrap" with a shovel of dirt on top. Anything to block the air from getting in. Happy hunting.
 
Damn bees...... I found a BIG nest of yellow jackets in the ground at my parents house in the side yard. I was using the riding lawnmower and I felt the right rear wheel dip heavily. Luckly the mower didn't fall in. The tire opened a 12" hole to expose an 3ft cavern, maybe bigger. Over half of it was a nest. I got out of there in time to not of been noticed by the bees. The swarm was enough to almost block the sun in that area. Picture a 12ft hovering swarm above the hole I made. I HATE bees too and I let them calm down. At first I did the brake clean, that really worked on what it hit. But, due to how many and how much that was there I couldn't take them out. The YJ's would flank me using their other exits. Then I used old gas in the late evening. About 5 gallons total. That really wiped them out for the most part. I thought my work was done so I left the nest alone for a week. Them buggers came back. At the same time as this, we were building a garage and had some big piles of blue stone. So I took a wheelbarrow and dumped 2.5 loads into the hole and leveled it off. Never had another problem.
 
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Many years ago, when all the women used hair spray, I would borrow a can. Then I would aim at a wasp nest with a cigarette lighter under the nozzle. Then spray over the flame.

It burns their wings off. They drop to the ground, but you have be careful about stepping on the bastards. They die eventually after they crawl around blind and wingless.
 
For those of you who never heard of insecticides... here is a news for you..
You can get some 14 Oz can at home depot and kill the whole nest.. Works great!
They will never return on the same spot.

No need for 5 gallons of gasoline dumping on your land. :rofl:

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For those of you who never heard of insecticides... here is a news for you..
You can get some 14 Oz can at home depot and kill the whole nest.. Works great!
They will never return on the same spot.

No need for 5 gallons of gasoline dumping on your land. :rofl:
Sadly I dumped two of those on my nest and they won't die off
 
I think they just have an entrance I can't find, and a big nest. I know I wiped out a lot of them, that stuff is really effective. But I think there has to be something that I can't find about the nest. I hate bees, especially these dirt dwellers.
 
Now that I think of it, I have a bee story to put the thread back to laughing at Yam.

I was going to the store one sunny El Cajon summer day. The wife wants to pick up a few groceries, I say lets go. It's 2 blocks to Albertsons, so we hop in the car and go. About 50 ft out of the driveway I feel like something is poking me in the back. So I shift assuming it's something on the car seat. Now the poking sensation has shifted. So I adjust again.

Then it's starts to really sting. By this point we are in the parking lot. So I park the car and ask the wife "is there something in my shirt". She can't see anything. So I lean forward and shake my shirt. Out falls a yellow jacket. She freaks, as she (busawife) said, bees freak her out. So then I have to sweep it out of the car and calm her down.

I hate bees... especially those ground dwellers

Of course that reminds me of the time the wife broke my nose... but that's for another thread...
 
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i hate bees. im not allergic but for some reason im quite a sissy around them. last year i somehow ended up with four of them in my shirt while riding. they stung me numerous times but kept my composure until i stripped on the side of the highway:laugh: kill a couple for me
 
A guy and I went riding with this 20 something yr old girl on her CBR1000 last week (1st time meeting this girl) and when we got to the reservoir see tells us she got stung by a bee under her big 44 DD"s.??? She was lifting her shirt and pulling her bra down while she had us looking between her cleavage for the stinger.:cheerleader: My bud is single but not me so I left the poison sucking to him.:whistle: That was a fun ride.:laugh:
 
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