F*** my life
- Thread starter boazalmighty
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Today, I had to call my mom and tell her about the insurance claim that is going to be coming through in the next couple weeks. I spent the night in the hospital. I'm allergic to lube.
Today, I had to call my mom and tell her about the insurance claim that is going to be coming through in the next couple weeks. I spent the night in the hospital. I'm allergic to lube.
i just dont get this one???
Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her exiting her room....my electric tothbrush in her hand. FML
Allergies to glycerin based lube can be bad. Go ahead and flame away people
ahhahahhahaha
i dont know whats funnier, the fact that you knew that ,
or it took ya 17 seconds to reply
i wonder if im allergic now???mmm
ahhahahhahaha
i dont know whats funnier, the fact that you knew that ,
or it took ya 17 seconds to reply
i wonder if im allergic now???mmm
Just think how fast it would have been if my right arm wasnt in a cast
Just think how fast it would have been if my right arm wasnt in a cast
i just hope that cast isnt glycerin based
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Today, whilst clearing the table at my parents in laws house, I gave a little smack to my wife who was rummaging through the fridge. It was her mom.
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"Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy *******s'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML"
