F*** my life

[Projekt]

This would reeaaally suck

Thats the one I was thinking of posting.. It's okay that you are small!

 

[dadofthree]

Today, I went to get my blood drawn for the first time. After I explained to the nurse how nervous I was, she replied, "Oh honey, don't worry! This is my first time drawing blood!".

 

[Evil_keeps_me_young]

 

[alglag412]

 

[BusaWhipped]

I think this is the guy that started the "is a Busa a good first bike?"

Today, I got to Costa Rica for my first vacation in five years. I immediately rented a scooter for the week after checking into my prepaid, no refunds, hotel. On the way back from the rental agency I hit a pothole and broke my leg and ripped the skin off my foot. I'm flying home tomorrow. FML

 

[BigANT]

This would reeaaally suck

NOW THAT WAS REALLY FUNNY

 

[NINJA KILLER]

Today, when my boyfriend and I were lying in bed, he grabbed my double chin and goes "gobble, gobble".

 

[fstbusa]

Today, my four-year-old cousin gave me a hug, basically stuffing his face into my crotch. Then he pulled it out and said "Ew, that's stinky" in front of my entire class.

 

[fstbusa]

Today, I was having sex with a girl I really like for the first time. After a while I told her I was about to come. Her response: "Lucky you."

 

[fstbusa]

Today, was the first time I had sex with a guy I really like. I took off my shirt and my bra and he said "wow, that's disappointing."

 

[Hayabusa2005]

 

[fstbusa]

awesome!!!


Today, in class my friend played a joke on me by pulling my seat from under me while i was about to sit. I fell and everybody laughed at me. During the next class i did the same thing to him, he broke his arm. He was the star of the basketball team, nobody laughed.

 

[fstbusa]

mow the grass!!!



Today, My boyfriend gave me a gift card for $32 to a local salon. I thought the amount was kind of random, but when I went in I saw that the bikini wax was $32.

 

[Mrs.Rubber2Burn]

Some of those are hilarious! I book marked the page.

 

[djsin]

Today, I was in a nightclub with my girlfriend, while a beautiful girl was looking at me in the most provocative way. I didn't want my girl to be upset, so I escaped to the bar. Later, I saw this girl kissing my girlfriend... Maybe I wasn't the one that she was looking at. FML

 

[boazalmighty]

What's up Boaz

hey there, thought id get my post count up a lil with this... trying to catch up..been good tho..
hopeing to make it to the bash

 

[SAMBUSA]

Thats the one I was thinking of posting.. It's okay that you are small!

So if I posted it cuz I'm small and you were going to post it, what does that say about you?

 

[Polizzi02]

 

[vf'er]

had to add to the FAVORITES list...this could take all night

 

[Zoinks!]

"Today my lesbian sister enthusiastically showed me her new strap on. Not only does she get more girls than me, she now has a bigger penis too. FML"