Get this KNOWIT ALL!!!!

[yamahor]

HaHa!! You must have been hanging out at Arby's.

close, Food Lion on the Hill. Arby's kicked all the bikes out because "We scare all the customers away". Where you been, anyway Bill? We need to meet up and go for a ride sometime, Paul should have his bike back together this week (hopefully)

 

[yamahor]

So i guess if i tell you that i have a 05 busa with a v6 valkari motor running a rc51 tranny and ducatti 4 heads you wouldnt beieve me almost forgot the shaft drive off the shadow for no chain stretch boy i can run 4.9 in the 8th and dont even get out of first gear

I did that to my Virago. here's a pic of it, busa fairings, ZX-12 Motor, RC51 heads, Transmission from a school bus to handle the power......

 

[yamahor]

and yes, I really did make that pic (with help)

 

[yamahor]

Here's my Harley Drag Racer, Busa Farings (again, They are the Aerodynamic Superior to others) Blackbird heads, 28" over swingarm (just doesn;t show in the pic), and a turbo with a 500 shot of NAWZ!!

 

[SAMBUSA]

Okay, here's the story...... I went cruising in Staunton on the "Avenue" last night, cause there's nothing else to do in this small azz hick town. Well, I'm on the bike, and this Kid comes up to me and starts talking about his bike. We start talking drag racing, and I told him about my Horrible 1/8th mile times (8.01 was my best, but I was new to it). I told him I was only at the track once...... blah, blah, blah..... so it get's to him "bragging" about his bike......














All I could think while listening was "I should correct him...... NAH, I'll let him look like a moron to other people"


So he says he drag races his bike at Eastside ALL the time, but he doesn't know Derek ("Blue By U" on here) EVERYONE who races at eastside on a bike atleast HEARD of Derek. Okay, that kinda tipped me off he was full of it, then he tells me his "mods" to the bike.

It's an SV-650, stage 2 cams, bored .60 over, etc., etc.......
I kinda believed him to this point, KINDA.....
then came the UNBELIEVABLE!
HAYABUSA 1100 Heads...... on a V-twin.... hmmm..... don't think that would work...... Then he tells me he runs 6.3 in the 1/8th, AND he's in 5th gear when he hit's the traps!!!!!!!! I know some people like to exaggerate a little, but DAYUUMMM!!!

Was his name Phantom650?

 

[KennyMac]

Ahh. You guys are too hard. He was only trying to impress you. He obviously felt you were worth impressing, that's something. He will feel, suitably, like a #### soon enough. There is always a bright side, he could have been talking about how his crappy rice 1985 Exa was pulling sub 10s. because the cool ground effects made it the same as Michael Schumacher's.

 

[KennyMac]

I could have told you about the 35 year old bloke who challenged me to a drag on his Kawasaki GPz550 at the weekend. I chickened out,...to close to call.

 

[DaCol.]

I could have told you about the 35 year old bloke who challenged me to a drag on his Kawasaki GPz550 at the weekend. I chickened out,...to close to call.

35 years old  

, you would've though he would have grown out of that sort of stuff by now. I guess he must have some of our American Squid DNA in him. I feel really sorry for someone that age still thinking  he has to blow smoke like that to be accepted  

 

[inthexring]

ha ha, oh well, I wonder what some people think when they open their mouth like that, If you don't know, you can't make it up just to fit in

 

[DAB]

I s'pose you could fit 'Busa heads to an SV - if you attacked them with a hacksaw first.

 

[GMbusa]

Hey, i just bought that SV!! Man it's really fast!!!
I can't wait till i can install some 07' Busa heads on that puppy and really fly.
I'm stumped on where to install my TRE though.

 

[Neighborhood Creep]

I stopped at the Wal-Mart in Staunton once. I walked about five feet into the building and immediately felt like I was in white trash hell. What in the hell is wrong with those people up there?

 

[yamahor]

I stopped at the Wal-Mart in Staunton once. I walked about five feet into the building and immediately felt like I was in white trash hell. What in the hell is wrong with those people up there?

Rednecks....... That's ALL I have to say about it. I wanna move away, but Shenandoah valley is like a icy bowl, Once you fall in, you can't get out.

 

[BusaSamurai]

I stopped at the Wal-Mart in Staunton once. I walked about five feet into the building and immediately felt like I was in white trash hell. What in the hell is wrong with those people up there?

Rednecks....... That's ALL I have to say about it. I wanna move away, but Shenandoah valley is like a icy bowl, Once you fall in, you can't get out.

Rednecks eye rezint thaite donts be talkon bout us lice thait

 

[frisbee]

I raced that guy and he blew right by me!

 

[GMbusa]

My favorite line by complete strangers when talking to me about my Busa after a couple minutes, "hey man, let me ride it?!"
Then i say "OK!"
They go "Really!"
I go "No"
Then they get pissed and tell me IM f'ed up.
Then i'm like

.

 

[hemroid]

 

[FastBusa]

The saying goes " The first liar doesn't have a chance" I work with two guys like this! Both ride the coolest bikes Harlies.

 

[milesbm]

Redneck?! I resemble that remark.

 

[yamahor]

Redneck?!  I resemble that remark.  

Unfortunately, so do I.