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Justyntym

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I'm sitting in a meeting (hasn't started yet) and the guy in all earnesty says...

"So your bike is fast"

yeah

(all right get this)

"Do you really think you can take me?"

My God Bill, it's a 190 mph motorcycle...you drive a freakin' Tiberon  

"what about 0-60?"

I can do it in about 2.2-2.6 or there abouts...

"Oh"


Uh Bill (who's about 60 BTW) don't go racing Busa's in your Tiberon O.K.


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people who think they can beat ANY bike with a Hyundai. Especially a Busa.

yeah, punch that dude in the face. repeatedly.
 
I was riding my 89 gsxr to work many years ago. Some punk in a 5.0 starts revving at a light next to me. Light turns green, and I ride off on one wheel 1st,2nd. (89 750's were kinda weak
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) So at the next light he goes "I had to try". So I told him"don't bother brotha, you can't take bikes in that thing". People are dumb.
 
I know a kid with a ninja 250, that would be a good race for the tiberon.
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I guess that since your bike and his car retail for about the same $$$ he figuired they were a good race...
 
ROFL! my brother-in-law thought the same thing when he bought his new '07 Mustang GT. He really felt like he wasted his money when I beat him on the bike and with my neon.
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coulda been a fun race to the 1/4 mile. of course you'd have to give him .20mile head start but imagine his face when you blew past him at the line
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I have a similar a-hole at my work that drives a mustang cobra svt and he tried to pull that same stoplight crap with me when we were leaving work on a saturday, I let him get about 15 car lengths away before I even let out the clutch and then I went by him accellerating hard at about 150 (I looked down last at about 140), I think he was just going about 75-80mph. At the next managers meating I was messing with him about his overweight cage with a ford taurus frame. He hasn't even made eye contact with me since. PUNK!
 
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