Dear Santa:
I have neither needs nor wants which I cannot tend to myself. As you're well aware, I am truly blessed.
Regardless, I still have a wish...I know it may sound greedy, but I cannot help that. Sorry.
What I want is for all my less fortunate friends to have their best year ever in '08. So, if you'd please help them get off their lazy A$$es and help themselves, then I'd have the best Christmas ever!
I don't have a good recommendation for you on where to even START with this one, so you're on your own.
I know this request may seem sappy or cheezy or whatever, but some of the best things on earth come from sap and cheese.
While there is no NEED for you to stop by, as I have asked for nothing, I will be honored if you'd find the time to rest here, to warm your toes by the fire. Your usual Captain Morgan Spiced Rum and Diet Coke will be waiting for you with the bag of pretzels and ranch/onion dip...just the way you like it. No need to do the dishes again this year. I'll take care of that myself.
Best wishes to you and the reindeer on your annual trek.
And oh...thanks for taking care of my friends.
Scarbelly
I have neither needs nor wants which I cannot tend to myself. As you're well aware, I am truly blessed.
Regardless, I still have a wish...I know it may sound greedy, but I cannot help that. Sorry.
What I want is for all my less fortunate friends to have their best year ever in '08. So, if you'd please help them get off their lazy A$$es and help themselves, then I'd have the best Christmas ever!
I don't have a good recommendation for you on where to even START with this one, so you're on your own.
I know this request may seem sappy or cheezy or whatever, but some of the best things on earth come from sap and cheese.
While there is no NEED for you to stop by, as I have asked for nothing, I will be honored if you'd find the time to rest here, to warm your toes by the fire. Your usual Captain Morgan Spiced Rum and Diet Coke will be waiting for you with the bag of pretzels and ranch/onion dip...just the way you like it. No need to do the dishes again this year. I'll take care of that myself.
Best wishes to you and the reindeer on your annual trek.
And oh...thanks for taking care of my friends.
Scarbelly