Ho..Ho..Ho..

[Santa Claus]

It's NEVER a pity party...I was just saying that I'd like Santa to be extra special to you and your wife and possibly help out during the tougher times...stop messing up my Christmas wishes here man...I know where you live

Ok.....

It useless trying to argue with a woman.......  

Yes it is. It should be a required class in High School. Would of saved me 30 years of agravation.

r8

Ho..ho..ho..

Mrs. Claus loved that one.

Santa

 

[05 Busa LE]

If anyone who read the Christmas story on page 2 didn't spontaneously break out in tears, they should be kicked off the board. That alone should be worth a personal visit from Santa and his boys in the hood.

You said it ... except for the "kicked off the board" part. Really moving story.

 

[Santa Claus]

Frosty was out playing with these new Digital Camera things. What wil be next? 20 mega pixels?

Here is a shot of one of many Toy Shops here at the North Pole. One of the few pictures without snow but that won't last long.

Mrs. Claus will serve Thanksgiving dinner here "only" if Frosty ever get's it ready.

Snowmen! It's to hot. I'll melt. Where is my nose? Jack Frost took my scarf!

Never ends but we love Frosty dearly.

Santa

 

[PDBusa]

...I know where you live

Brother, did you forget about the bolt of lightning she threw your way from the Zzzaapp gun??

 

[omslaw]

Santa - I have a whole list of things that I would love. However, I would rather you send some items to those that are more deserving.

Our Troops, for example - they are away from their loved ones, defending our Freedom; they truly deserve something at this time of year.

Thanks, Santa!

--Omar

 

[05 Busa LE]

Santa - I have a whole list of things that I would love.  However, I would rather you send some items to those that are more deserving.

Our Troops, for example - they are away from their loved ones, defending our Freedom;  they truly deserve something at this time of year.

Thanks, Santa!

--Omar

You said it

 

[dolilind]

Hi Santa,
I have a few wished this year but ive been very naughty. Please look past them few time i was stopped bye the local LEO'S.

Here is a couple things i wish to find under my tree.
1. Bail money.
2. New drivers liscense
3. Get out of jail free card
4. Lawyers are always good stocking stuffers
5. Keys for handcuffs also good stocking stuffers

now the good stuff
6. More $$$ for race gas
7. Full set of wheels and tires (learned from the gap 2 aint enough)
8. Turbo would be nice this year or even a carpenter 1430 kit
9. Radar dectector. Very helpfull to help prevent items 1-5
10. Did i mention lawyers?




Thanks,
Happy Holidays

 

[Santa Claus]

Hi Santa,
I have a few wished this year but ive been very naughty. Please look past them few time i was stopped bye the local LEO'S.

Here is a couple things i wish to find under my tree.
1. Bail money.
2. New drivers liscense
3. Get out of jail free card
4. Lawyers are always good stocking stuffers
5. Keys for handcuffs also good stocking stuffers

now the good stuff
6. More $$$ for race gas
7. Full set of wheels and tires (learned from the gap 2 aint enough)
8. Turbo would be nice this year or even a carpenter 1430 kit
9. Radar dectector. Very helpfull to help prevent items 1-5
10. Did i mention lawyers?




Thanks,
Happy Holidays

That is an unusal request but we can see where most of the items you list are needed.

Lawyers. Never needed them here at the North Pole.

Santa

 

[ibified]

So I heard a story about you, Santa, and I want to know if this is true:


Santa was very upset. It was Christmas Eve and NOTHING was going right!

Mrs. Claus had burned all the cookies. The elves were complaining about not getting paid for the overtime they had while making the toys. The reindeer had been drinking all afternoon and were dead drunk. To make matters worse, they had taken the sleigh out for a spin earlier in the day and had crashed it into a tree.

Santa was furious. "I can't believe it! I've got to deliver millions of presents all over the world in just a few hours and all of my reindeer are drunk, the elves are on strike and I don't even have a Christmas tree!"

He continued, "And I sent that stupid Little Angel out hours ago to find a tree and he isn't even back yet! What am I going to do?"

Just then, the Little Angel opened the front door and stepped in from the snowy night, dragging a Christmas tree behind him.

He said, "Yo, fat man! Where do you want me to stick the tree this year?"

And thus the tradition of angels atop the Christmas tree came to pass........

 

[MC MUSTANG]

So I heard a story about you, Santa, and I want to know if this is true:


Santa was very upset.  It was Christmas Eve and NOTHING was going right!

Mrs. Claus had burned all the cookies.  The elves were complaining about not getting paid for the overtime they had while making the toys.  The reindeer had been drinking all afternoon and were dead drunk.  To make matters worse, they had taken the sleigh out for a spin earlier in the day and had crashed it into a tree.

Santa was furious.  "I can't believe it!  I've got to deliver millions of presents all over the world in just a few hours and all of my reindeer are drunk, the elves are on strike and I don't even have a Christmas tree!"

He continued,  "And I sent that stupid Little Angel out hours ago to find a tree and he isn't even back yet!  What am I going to do?"

Just then, the Little Angel opened the front door and stepped in from the snowy night, dragging a Christmas tree behind him.

He said,  "Yo, fat man!  Where do you want me to stick the tree this year?"

And thus the tradition of angels atop the Christmas tree came to pass........

Knowing Santa as I do... sounds about right.

 

[GSXRFANN]

Hello Santa,
I have been good all year! I would love to have a new clutch. My other one lasted a long time and then I bought one to replace it, but it burned out in about 5 passes. Don't know what caused it, but I sure could use another one.

 

[SAMBUSA]

Hey Santa, did ya get the kids' wish list? Taylor wrote Seth's for him


She say's that your favorite cookie is choc chip. So, she's gonna have them by the fireplace for ya

 

[NoFearSpear]

Your not...

 

[Revolution]

am i the only one who "hears" santas voice as i read? you know, the classic santa voice.

yo santa! waaaazzzz uuuuuuuup

 

[Santa Claus]

Hey Santa, did ya get the kids' wish list?  Taylor wrote Seth's for him


She say's that your favorite cookie is choc chip.  So, she's gonna have them by the fireplace for ya

Yummy. Love those for sure. I'll be looking for this special list in the mail.

Santa

 

[Santa Claus]

am i the only one who "hears" santas voice as i read? you know, the classic santa voice.

yo santa! waaaazzzz uuuuuuuup  

Enjoying a nice turkey dinner today as the Toy Shop will be closed. Tomorrow the real work begins as Christmas Season is upon us.

Santa

 

[Santa Claus]

Hello Santa,
I have been good all year! I would love to have a new clutch. My other one lasted a long time and then I bought one to replace it, but it burned out in about 5 passes. Don't know what caused it, but I sure could use another one.

Did Frosty help you install that clutch?

Santa

 

[Smoke_Dog]

Dear Claus,
I need a job!

 

[Santa Claus]

Our Thanksgiving Dinner was a wonderful event this year. A good time was had by all.

We are still trying to get the camera away from Frosty but he keeps hiding it. Insisted I post this picture of him yesterday showing off one of his new hats.

The letters are starting to arrive so get your Christmas wishes in early this year.

Santa

 

[GSXTacy]

HMMMMMMMM, I know I've been a good boy keeping all of the bike thieves behind the wall! LOL And all I need to complete the project is some new sprockets (+1 in the rear), 220 guages and a speedohealer!