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how did you meet your significant other
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mine actually chased me around untill i got tired of running from her. she was a friend of a girl i dated briefly. i was a bit shy and was just as happy running with my friends with no drama, but that didn't last. i've been with her for about 13 yrs and married for about 9.
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I was delivering pizza to a non-descript house in the suburbs of DC in Northern Virginia on a sunny Saturday afternoon. After ringing the doorbell several times, I was getting ready to leave and report it as a negative contact when I heard laughter and squealing from beside the house. Looking over, I noticed a slightly open gate leading past a tall privacy fence so I decided to take a look. The gate led to a walkway encroached by lush tropical vegetation. As I walked toward the back, the music and laughter got louder, I heard a splash and the sounds of play. The walkway opened to a large backyard containing a big pool filled with several people in various states of undress. A large tan flamboyant man wearing an orange pair of speedos confronted me laughing..
"Who are you? Hahaha, Excuuuuse me, Hahaha. What are you doing here?"
My thoughts were "Oh jesus, what have I stumbled upon?"
The fruitcake kept getting closer, spraying me with his lispy breath and looking into my eyes. He touched my chest with his right index finger as I put the pizza boxes down. I clenched my fist and drew back to take aim at his slacked jaw..
Suddenly a young lady stepped in between us and said "Leave him alone big bird. He's my man".
The young lady pulled me away from the situation and apologized for her fruity neighbor's advances. By then I couldn't wait to collect the fee and get out of there. The transaction was done and pizzas were being devoured so I turned to leave. However, the girl that paid me asked me to stay awhile and join them. I was so shook up that I hadn't even looked her in the eyes much less noticed the fantastic shape she had, barely covered by a tiny white bikini over very tan skin. Her light brown eyes and full lips convinced me to stay.
"Thanks for saving me back there"
"You're certainly welcome" was her reply.
She asked if I wanted to jump in the pool but I told her I didn't have any trunks. She giggled and told me that they weren't mandatory. I was taken aback by her flirtatious smile. She told me to follow her upstairs because I could shower up there and change into something she provided.
Once we went to the room, she joked about helping me undress. While in the shower I heard a door open, she came in and decided to join me in the shower...
We've been together ever since.
Not really but I am bored right now..
"Who are you? Hahaha, Excuuuuse me, Hahaha. What are you doing here?"
My thoughts were "Oh jesus, what have I stumbled upon?"
The fruitcake kept getting closer, spraying me with his lispy breath and looking into my eyes. He touched my chest with his right index finger as I put the pizza boxes down. I clenched my fist and drew back to take aim at his slacked jaw..
Suddenly a young lady stepped in between us and said "Leave him alone big bird. He's my man".
The young lady pulled me away from the situation and apologized for her fruity neighbor's advances. By then I couldn't wait to collect the fee and get out of there. The transaction was done and pizzas were being devoured so I turned to leave. However, the girl that paid me asked me to stay awhile and join them. I was so shook up that I hadn't even looked her in the eyes much less noticed the fantastic shape she had, barely covered by a tiny white bikini over very tan skin. Her light brown eyes and full lips convinced me to stay.
"Thanks for saving me back there"
"You're certainly welcome" was her reply.
She asked if I wanted to jump in the pool but I told her I didn't have any trunks. She giggled and told me that they weren't mandatory. I was taken aback by her flirtatious smile. She told me to follow her upstairs because I could shower up there and change into something she provided.
Once we went to the room, she joked about helping me undress. While in the shower I heard a door open, she came in and decided to join me in the shower...
We've been together ever since.
Not really but I am bored right now..
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My wife fell out of the heavens and landed at my feet - no sh*t but let me explain...
Where else but at a....skydiving event (what we call a "boogie"); she was jumping with some people I knew, and we all went out on a load together. What you've got to understand is that:
a) There are few women who skydive
b) Even fewer are actually HOT
c) The HOT ones are usually taken; and
d) She'd acutally LIKE me.
A million-to-one set of odds. She had recently broken up with a non-skydiver (It's hard to date out of the 'gene pool' because most non-jumpers can't understand jumpers). Anyway, I saw her land further out than everyone, so I came back and landed near her and walked in with her. Talked a bit that day and at the party later; but didn't hit on her figured she was with someone else (but I couldn't spy who it was). At the end of the boogie, I asked for her email address, mostly to add to group of people planning to go jumping; gave her mine.
Where it really gets wierd: When I got home the next day, I decided - what the heck I had nothing to lose - I'd send her an email, tell her I thought she was interesting, and if she wasn't attached to someone would she like to go out - so I typed it up and sent it. About 2 minutes later, before she received it, I got an email from her saying, "I dont' want to be forward, but I really had a nice time with you this weekend - would you be interested in going out?" Totally freaked me out I don't get asked out often. I still have that email somewhere. Oh wait, here it is:
---------------
Sent: Tuesday, September 02, 1997 9:54 AM
Subject: Howdy Keith!
> I hope your trip home was safe and short
Had a GREAT time jumping
> with you! You really made my weekend fun!
>
> I forgot to bring my logbook over here, at my friend's apt. with the
> computer; but, I'll get those jumps to you later...sorry. You need to
> get out and purchase a new logbook anyway, right?
>
> I'm NEVER one to be assertive with an interest; but, you are the first
person
> I've met that has twinkled my eye and attracted my interest. I would
enjoy
> the opportunity to get together with you again. Just let me know! ô¿Ã´
>
\_/
>
> Don't forget to send me your home page address, etc. so I can take a look!
I
> don't make it over here (at friend's apt.) very often to check my
> mail;
so,
> if you send me something to this address, please send me a message to
> my
work
> address to let me know. Thanks!
>
> Will look forward to hearing from you!
>
> Now,
>
>
>
> go home and R
> E
> S
> T
>
> ahhhhhhhhhh! better??! hehe!
>
> C-Ya!!
>
> Melissa
---------------------------------
6 months later we were engaged; 4 months later married; 3 years later a beautiful little girl; 10 years and counting - and we still jump (just not as much). That's why when people ask I say "she fell out of the heavens and landed at my feet"
Am I the luckiest guy on the planet, or what?
Where else but at a....skydiving event (what we call a "boogie"); she was jumping with some people I knew, and we all went out on a load together. What you've got to understand is that:
a) There are few women who skydive
b) Even fewer are actually HOT
c) The HOT ones are usually taken; and
d) She'd acutally LIKE me.
A million-to-one set of odds. She had recently broken up with a non-skydiver (It's hard to date out of the 'gene pool' because most non-jumpers can't understand jumpers). Anyway, I saw her land further out than everyone, so I came back and landed near her and walked in with her. Talked a bit that day and at the party later; but didn't hit on her figured she was with someone else (but I couldn't spy who it was). At the end of the boogie, I asked for her email address, mostly to add to group of people planning to go jumping; gave her mine.
Where it really gets wierd: When I got home the next day, I decided - what the heck I had nothing to lose - I'd send her an email, tell her I thought she was interesting, and if she wasn't attached to someone would she like to go out - so I typed it up and sent it. About 2 minutes later, before she received it, I got an email from her saying, "I dont' want to be forward, but I really had a nice time with you this weekend - would you be interested in going out?" Totally freaked me out I don't get asked out often. I still have that email somewhere. Oh wait, here it is:
---------------
Sent: Tuesday, September 02, 1997 9:54 AM
Subject: Howdy Keith!
> I hope your trip home was safe and short
Had a GREAT time jumping > with you! You really made my weekend fun!
>
> I forgot to bring my logbook over here, at my friend's apt. with the
> computer; but, I'll get those jumps to you later...sorry. You need to
> get out and purchase a new logbook anyway, right?
>
> I'm NEVER one to be assertive with an interest; but, you are the first
person
> I've met that has twinkled my eye and attracted my interest. I would
enjoy
> the opportunity to get together with you again. Just let me know! ô¿Ã´
>
\_/
>
> Don't forget to send me your home page address, etc. so I can take a look!
I
> don't make it over here (at friend's apt.) very often to check my
> mail;
so,
> if you send me something to this address, please send me a message to
> my
work
> address to let me know. Thanks!
>
> Will look forward to hearing from you!
>
> Now,
>
>
>
> go home and R
> E
> S
> T
>
> ahhhhhhhhhh! better??! hehe!
>
> C-Ya!!
>
> Melissa
---------------------------------
6 months later we were engaged; 4 months later married; 3 years later a beautiful little girl; 10 years and counting - and we still jump (just not as much). That's why when people ask I say "she fell out of the heavens and landed at my feet"
Am I the luckiest guy on the planet, or what?
jaywoo
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Well, my first wife passed away. About a year later my son calls into this talk radio show and tells the woman that I need a new wife. Next thing you know, I've got bags of mail sitting on my floor from women all over the country. My son, Jonah, finds this woman that he likes in Baltimore, writes her, and arranges a meeting in New York on Valentines day at the top of the Empire State building. I tell him there's no way we're doing that, so what does he do? Goes there without me. Well, I pretty much flip out, catch the next flight to New York to find the little twerp and just when we are leaving we run into this woman on the way down the elevator. We have breakfast, then the next thing you know...???
Actually, I was her trainer and her reporting official in the Air Force. The AIr Force didn't see that relationship as one that was very professional, so I got out. She's still in, Flight Engineer on C-130s at Little Rock AFB.
Actually, I was her trainer and her reporting official in the Air Force. The AIr Force didn't see that relationship as one that was very professional, so I got out. She's still in, Flight Engineer on C-130s at Little Rock AFB.
She and I go to school together. Thought she was the only good looking girl in the class we had together last semester, but never did anything about it but toss some looks across the room and a few emails about some stupid paperwork for class. She had been dating some jerkoff in my neighbor hood, and was actually on her way to his house one day after class when I noticed her driving next to me. Well, she ended up at the gas station down the street from my house, so, hoping she'd be there for a minute I burned a trail up to my house, barely had time to throw my truck in park and grabbed the 'Busa. I pulled up to the gas station on the bike, still wearing chalk and bugs from the last race two weeks prior. She told me the bike was pretty, so I asked if she wanted to go for a ride. Went out for a lil blast that afternoon, and went to a party the next night. Took her out on the Busa, my 84 Nighthawk and a friends Harley(sorry, I know shame on me) and got her hooked. She actually dropped her guy of a year-ish to stick with me and have been nothin but happy since. :-) Now she's looking for a jacket and helmet! Hell, I think she's more excited about going racing and riding this year than I am!!!
met here while married to my first wife 
met here while married to my first wife
Me 2 :blush:
dude - skydiving with flipflops? 
My wife fell out of the heavens and landed at my feet - no sh*t but let me explain...
Where else but at a....skydiving event (what we call a "boogie"); she was jumping with some people I knew, and we all went out on a load together. What you've got to understand is that:
a) There are few women who skydive
b) Even fewer are actually HOT
c) The HOT ones are usually taken; and
d) She'd acutally LIKE me.
A million-to-one set of odds. She had recently broken up with a non-skydiver (It's hard to date out of the 'gene pool' because most non-jumpers can't understand jumpers). Anyway, I saw her land further out than everyone, so I came back and landed near her and walked in with her. Talked a bit that day and at the party later; but didn't hit on her figured she was with someone else (but I couldn't spy who it was). At the end of the boogie, I asked for her email address, mostly to add to group of people planning to go jumping; gave her mine.
Where it really gets wierd: When I got home the next day, I decided - what the heck I had nothing to lose - I'd send her an email, tell her I thought she was interesting, and if she wasn't attached to someone would she like to go out - so I typed it up and sent it. About 2 minutes later, before she received it, I got an email from her saying, "I dont' want to be forward, but I really had a nice time with you this weekend - would you be interested in going out?" Totally freaked me out I don't get asked out often. I still have that email somewhere. Oh wait, here it is:
---------------
Sent: Tuesday, September 02, 1997 9:54 AM
Subject: Howdy Keith!
> I hope your trip home was safe and short
> with you! You really made my weekend fun!
>
> I forgot to bring my logbook over here, at my friend's apt. with the
> computer; but, I'll get those jumps to you later...sorry. You need to
> get out and purchase a new logbook anyway, right?
>
> I'm NEVER one to be assertive with an interest; but, you are the first
person
> I've met that has twinkled my eye and attracted my interest. I would
enjoy
> the opportunity to get together with you again. Just let me know! ô¿Ã´
>
\_/
>
> Don't forget to send me your home page address, etc. so I can take a look!
I
> don't make it over here (at friend's apt.) very often to check my
> mail;
so,
> if you send me something to this address, please send me a message to
> my
work
> address to let me know. Thanks!
>
> Will look forward to hearing from you!
>
> Now,
>
>
>
> go home and R
> E
> S
> T
>
> ahhhhhhhhhh! better??! hehe!
>
> C-Ya!!
>
> Melissa
---------------------------------
6 months later we were engaged; 4 months later married; 3 years later a beautiful little girl; 10 years and counting - and we still jump (just not as much). That's why when people ask I say "she fell out of the heavens and landed at my feet"
Am I the luckiest guy on the planet, or what?
I was out and about one night & saw a car that slid off the road into a ditch by the train tracks and decided to stop and see if I could help. I ended up pulling her out of the ditch. The next night I was sitting at a fast food resturant and she happened to be there, She came by to say thanks. We ended up having dinner together that night & the Rest Is History. Love @ First Site !!!:love::love:
Butter Bean
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met in Jr high.
started dating sophomore year of High School. 1992
(she came to me and wanted me to set her up with one of my friends on the football team, I told her that he was an a$$hole and she should date me. Sorry Mike.. couldn't let this one pass by.)
I proposed at midnight new years day 1/1/95
graduated High school May 1995
got married November 1995
happily married ever since.
and a big MIDDLE FINGER to everyone who said we were too young.
started dating sophomore year of High School. 1992
(she came to me and wanted me to set her up with one of my friends on the football team, I told her that he was an a$$hole and she should date me. Sorry Mike..
couldn't let this one pass by.)I proposed at midnight new years day 1/1/95
graduated High school May 1995
got married November 1995
happily married ever since.
and a big MIDDLE FINGER to everyone who said we were too young.
dude - skydiving with flipflops?
Flipflops? not cool. Teva's - de rigure (very cool) for skydiving in the hot weather. Wear mine all summer.
We were high school sweethearts. We were married 13 years in May. 
to my family who said I would run home from his first duty station within six months...LoL!
to my family who said I would run home from his first duty station within six months...LoL!Similar threads
