I gottcha one better man. Girl 2 doors down is a stripper ( so I've been told... ) She parks her pink CBR out on the street or in front of the mail boxes or wherever... and rides with her friend on the back, ( girl ) in shorts & summer tube tops, flip flops... niether one can ride very well and look kinda shaky on the bike... but they have helmets at least.
You havent tried to get a little sandwhich action!?!
Here ill get you started
You: Hey nice bike (wether it is or not)
Them: Thanks do you ride
You: Yeah i got a busa you should come over for a ride sometime
them: *snicker* i might do that some time
You: What are you doing now
5 mins later use your imaganation