You've got connections to witness protection.
Sounds like a good time to disapear
You could come back here as, I don't know, Bob from Idaho...but we'd know it was you.
Define irony, guy without cell phone, dislikes modern tech...gets identity stolen.
Find the good in this Ali...somebody in a 3rd world country really wants to be you!
(Laugh at your problems, they are there regardless, and laughter calms stress)
Seriously though, that's got to suck, and I am sorry that happened to you and countless others.