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A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a
>>> humming sound coming from her daughters bedroom. When she opened
the
>>door
>>> she found her daughter naked on the bed with a vibrator. "What are
you
>>> doing?" she exclaimed. The daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still
living at
>>> home with my parents and this is the closest I'll ever get to a
husband."
>>
>>> Later that week the father was in the kitchen and heard a humming
sound
>>> coming from the basement. When he went downstairs, he found his
>>daughter
>>> naked on a sofa with her vibrator. "What are you doing?" he
exclaimed.
>>The
>>> daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents
and
>>this
>>> is the closest I'll ever get to a husband." A couple of days later
the
>>> mother heard the humming sound again, this time in the living room.
Upon
>>
>>> entering the room, she found her husband watching television with
the
>>> vibrator buzzing away beside him. "What are you doing?" she asked.
He
>>> replied, "Watching the game with my son-in-law."
>>> humming sound coming from her daughters bedroom. When she opened
the
>>door
>>> she found her daughter naked on the bed with a vibrator. "What are
you
>>> doing?" she exclaimed. The daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still
living at
>>> home with my parents and this is the closest I'll ever get to a
husband."
>>
>>> Later that week the father was in the kitchen and heard a humming
sound
>>> coming from the basement. When he went downstairs, he found his
>>daughter
>>> naked on a sofa with her vibrator. "What are you doing?" he
exclaimed.
>>The
>>> daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents
and
>>this
>>> is the closest I'll ever get to a husband." A couple of days later
the
>>> mother heard the humming sound again, this time in the living room.
Upon
>>
>>> entering the room, she found her husband watching television with
the
>>> vibrator buzzing away beside him. "What are you doing?" she asked.
He
>>> replied, "Watching the game with my son-in-law."