KY jelly anyone???

i love my busa like no other but i would never confuse the tailpipe for a piece of ass. i wonder if they have a name for that...machiniality?? :super:



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i just want to know what you can put on the chain that wont sling off and leave a mess....if you say pledge will work then hell, ill try it.
 
maybe i think about my bike more is because it doesnt bitch at me all the time :mad:. she always tells me i put my bike b4 her. what can i say...i just love my bike...its a busa...nothing else comes close.
tell her if she can go 186mph without any modifications and you riding on top then she can be worthy of the attention that the "`ol girl" gets!!! LOL :laugh:
 
yeah it would be great if she could get on top and bounce up and down at 186mph or maybe it her head could move back and forth at 186 :eek:
 
WD-40 to clean, chain wax to protect. After the wax sets up and the carrier evapoprates it stays put better than anything. Plus it does not leave a nasty mess on the swingarm/frame/wheel.
I have herd that WD-40 will get between the o-rings and wash the grease out of the chain.
Don't hose it down with WD 40 just get a rag wet and wipe it off. I hose mine down and it killed it. All the rollers are loose and it sounds terrible.
 
My father once convinced some of the guys working in the gravel pit that they could get rid of there crabs by washing in diesel fuel. LOL he said they where jumping around like they where on fire. When I worked in the garage and someone gave you a hard time you would wait for him to be bent over a car and spray carb cleaner on the back of his pants. In about 10 minutes he will be in the bathroom washin his ass crack hehe. I cant imagine getting a little drop of kerosene on my girlfriends you know what. But I bet she would hit alost 186 on her way to kicken my ass.
 
hahaha, when u guys get going, u doesn't stop... :laugh: good times... good times :D
 
The sad thing is you asked this question and you probably really want to know...If you were handling your business with your lady like a "P.I.M.P." you wouldn't know what KY is or have a need for it...She would be ready for you...Slippery when wet...So in essense Jr. your really should concentrate on lubing your chain cause your girl is probably getting lubed somewhere else...  :devil:
 
The sad thing is you asked this question and you probably really want to know...If you were handling your business with your lady like a "P.I.M.P." you wouldn't know what KY is or have a need for it...She would be ready for you...Slippery when wet...So in essense Jr. your really should concentrate on lubing your chain cause your girl is probably getting lubed somewhere else...  :devil:
Ya know, that was my first thought as well. I know what KY is from hearing other folks talk about it but never had a use for it myself. I'm with Stunnah on this one...
 
I am trying to be nice and not get into any type of contest here but if you are lets say...... alittle big downstairs sometimes a small amount of lube will help her out some OK thats as far as I am going to go on our PG rated site
 
I was only kidding guys dont get into a panic I dont want any enemies. So anyway I use chainwax personally on my chain it doesnt sling off as much as others I have tried. That foamy stuff was the worst I have tried.
 
..i was gettin it on with my girl lastnight :devil: and in the process of lubing it up with some KY liquid
How about a little foreplay?? Then you wouldn't be needing the (hee hee) jelly....
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But some parts do not produce their own lubrication, then I suppose a Scott Oiler would be a good idea...? :laugh: :eek:


JWCFBD, I know exactly what you are talking about with the noisy chain. After I cleaned my chain real good with WD-40 I noticed a lot of noise. What I did to fix it was just spray her down again with WD-40 then go for a ride long enough to generate some real heat then when I got back just sprayed the Beejeesus out of the chain with Bel-Ray I think it is..getting it all inside each link. Then I let it set up and after spinning the rear for awhile I wiped it down and the chain quieted right down. Took awhile to cling all the slung lube off but the chain is quiet.
 
The sad thing is you asked this question and you probably really want to know...If you were handling your business with your lady like a "P.I.M.P." you wouldn't know what KY is or have a need for it...She would be ready for you...Slippery when wet...So in essense Jr. your really should concentrate on lubing your chain cause your girl is probably getting lubed somewhere else...  :devil:
Ya know, that was my first thought as well. I know what KY is from hearing other folks talk about it but never had a use for it myself. I'm with Stunnah on this one...  
im not going to be childish or try to offend anyone but race24x is right....ppl with small bobos wouldnt know anything about KY :eek:
 
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