Joe got to the heavenly gates and met with St. Peter at the entrance.
St. Peter asked him for something he did in his life, making him worthy of entering the gates.
Joe explained that once he came flying around a corner on his Busa at 130mph.
In the distance he saw a bunch of Harleys, so he slowed down.
Closer to the Harleys he saw a big Tattooded dude with a big nose ring assaulting a pretty young lady.
He promptly pulled over, ran into the big dude with his Busa.
He then threw the big dudes Harley on the ground, while the pretty lady escaped.
Finally, he ripped the big dudes nose ring right out of his nose.
To give the pretty lady more time to escape he proceeded to pee all over the layed down Harley.
St. Peter replied:
"Wow, that was a brave thing to do, and when did all this happen?"
Joe replied:
"About10 seconds ago."
St. Peter asked him for something he did in his life, making him worthy of entering the gates.
Joe explained that once he came flying around a corner on his Busa at 130mph.
In the distance he saw a bunch of Harleys, so he slowed down.
Closer to the Harleys he saw a big Tattooded dude with a big nose ring assaulting a pretty young lady.
He promptly pulled over, ran into the big dude with his Busa.
He then threw the big dudes Harley on the ground, while the pretty lady escaped.
Finally, he ripped the big dudes nose ring right out of his nose.
To give the pretty lady more time to escape he proceeded to pee all over the layed down Harley.
St. Peter replied:
"Wow, that was a brave thing to do, and when did all this happen?"
Joe replied:
"About10 seconds ago."