gurrera
Registered
I got invited to a party and was told to dress to
kill. Apparently a turban, beard and a backpack
wasn't what they had in mind.
After a night of drink, drugs and wild sex, Dave woke up to
find himself next to a really ugly woman. That's when he
realized he had made it home safely.
Wife gets naked and asks hubby,
'What turns you on more, my pretty face or my sexy
body?' Hubby looks her up and down and replies,
'Your sense of humor!
The wife's back on the warpath again.
She was up for making a sex movie last night, and all I did was
suggest we should hold auditions for her part.
I've accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles. My next
crap could spell disaster.
After both suffering from depression for a while, me and the
wife were going to commit suicide yesterday.
But strangely enough, once she killed herself, I started to
feel a lot better. So I thought, "Screw it, soldier
on!"
I woke up this morning at 8 am, and could sense something
was wrong. I got downstairs and found the wife
face down on the kitchen floor, not breathing! I panicked. I
didn't know what to do. Then I remembered McDonald's
serves breakfast until 11:30 am.
Bought the missus a hamster skin coat last week. Took her to
the fair last night, and it took me 3 hours to
get her off the Ferris wheel.
The other night, my wife asked me how many women I'd
slept with. I told her, "Only you. All the others kept
me awake all night!"
My missus packed my bags, and as I walked out the front
door, she screamed, "I wish you a slow and painful
death, you bastard!"
"Oh," I replied, "so now you want me to
stay!"
A government survey has shown that 91% of illegal immigrants
come to this country so that they can see their own
doctor.
I've just installed strobe lights in the bedroom. It
makes the wife look like she's moving during
sex.
Gurrera
kill. Apparently a turban, beard and a backpack
wasn't what they had in mind.
After a night of drink, drugs and wild sex, Dave woke up to
find himself next to a really ugly woman. That's when he
realized he had made it home safely.
Wife gets naked and asks hubby,
'What turns you on more, my pretty face or my sexy
body?' Hubby looks her up and down and replies,
'Your sense of humor!
The wife's back on the warpath again.
She was up for making a sex movie last night, and all I did was
suggest we should hold auditions for her part.
I've accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles. My next
crap could spell disaster.
After both suffering from depression for a while, me and the
wife were going to commit suicide yesterday.
But strangely enough, once she killed herself, I started to
feel a lot better. So I thought, "Screw it, soldier
on!"
I woke up this morning at 8 am, and could sense something
was wrong. I got downstairs and found the wife
face down on the kitchen floor, not breathing! I panicked. I
didn't know what to do. Then I remembered McDonald's
serves breakfast until 11:30 am.
Bought the missus a hamster skin coat last week. Took her to
the fair last night, and it took me 3 hours to
get her off the Ferris wheel.
The other night, my wife asked me how many women I'd
slept with. I told her, "Only you. All the others kept
me awake all night!"
My missus packed my bags, and as I walked out the front
door, she screamed, "I wish you a slow and painful
death, you bastard!"
"Oh," I replied, "so now you want me to
stay!"
A government survey has shown that 91% of illegal immigrants
come to this country so that they can see their own
doctor.
I've just installed strobe lights in the bedroom. It
makes the wife look like she's moving during
sex.
Gurrera
