I dunno.....there's something funny about the word P E D O P H I L E slowly appearing across his lawn over the course of a week.(The Big Red One @ Sep. 05 2007,15:12)I'd just shove it up his ass and clean the crap outta his head......of course thats after I removed my foot and wiped it off(Turbo-Torch @ Sep. 04 2007,20:47) You'll be lucky if you don't get a big bill in the mail for the clean up.
I'm a field tech and so is a buddy of mine. One day he's at the gas station filling up up his service van and while it's pumping he goes inside the van to do some paperwork. He then gets out of the van to find the auto stop didn't work and about a gallon spilled into the lot.
He gets pissed off and goes inside to complain and actually gets a partial refund. Meanwhile an off duty overpaid boy scout happened to be in the lot and called the fire dept. After all was said and done, the company he works for received a $700.00 clean up bill from hazmat!
I used to do the same thing or even go inside to get a snack while the van was filling...not anymore.
If a neighbor pulled that kind of crap with me I'd give him good reason to shake his head. I would take my pressure sprayer with a strong mixture of vegetation killer and write filthy words all over his lawn.
Neighboors can suck sometimes...you get unhappy people that want to dump their lousy attitudes and unhappy lives in your lap. I think folks like that outta be shot...then beat. (hand raised) I volunteer for both
If you're really good also spray in an image of the Virgin Mary.
It'll be like divine intervention which means lines of Catholics camped out in front of his house in order to catch of a glimps of the mircle.