I vote road rash... but only because the one that is the worst isn't on there... About 10 years ago I was climbing over a waist high barbed wire fence... I pushed the top wire down and swung my leg over... As I was swinging the remaining leg over I accidentally let go of the wire and had it impale me in the junk. to add insult to injury... I popped it out of me and went to flip my leg back over and let it go again... The bag was the next thing to get perforated... Now I am bleeding like a stuck pig all over (well not all over really more of a localized area) and I have a two mile walk back to the car.... When I finally get home I make my girlfriend look under the glad bag to look at the hole I have managed to gift myself with... She refused... I dumped her a week later. I had to go to the medic on post to have myself checked out... That day sucked.
