Perks **

[OB_FalconCOP161]

1. No tickets,,No Points,,No insurance Hikes
2. Free Coffee,,(but I alwyas Leave a Nice Tip)
3. Get into Clubs & movies for free
4. Broads Love Cops
5. We make Drunk Drivers look Like sugarbritches during Road side Tests,,we just go through the Motions we're gonna whack-em anyway.
6. we get to Put up those Cool Road Spikes To Idiots who run From us.
7. I look good time HOT In my Uniform
8. Pepole Resent us at times..but who cares..we is the Police.
9. I love flicking on those Pretty Red Lights to Speeders who go 15-20 over the limit.
10. I Make Busa board Memebers Blood Boil with My arrogance,,and Opinionated way Of being.

Plesae fell free to list anything you like,,as always This site provides a chuckle.

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[OB_Dirty Pete]

Wawazzat...did somebody fart?

 

[OB_Michael Poulicakos]

Your not a Officer Falcon.
Just some fool with nothing to do.
If you are a cop Tell me..... what is the Force Continum?
Did not think you would know, but a real Officer would!
Here is one for you.... tell me what the four levels of resistance are.

Oops....Drop me a note at Offcermike@aol.com and I will let you know what the Academy teaches people that have attended.
It will make you better on what ever street you patrol in your dreams.

[This message has been edited by Michael Poulicakos (edited 15 September 1999).]

 

[OB_Turbo]

Some IDIOTS just don't get it.

At this point, I actually feel sorry for FalconGoof.

 

[Guest]

Maybe Barney got into the apple cider again!! hehehehahahaha

 

[OB_FalconCOP161]

"You Have Mail" OffcerMike

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[OB_Hapo]

...we had a guy like '161 on a Bulldog message board...he called himself Thomas Jay and stirred up a lot of crap...but he seemed to know enough to realy stirr'em up good! To any NJ PO's, say hy to Wicka for me if you see her...you know who she is, '161? If you see her, tell her that her sister says hello...and I hope that if I encounter you all on the road you be on your 'Busa and not the job!

 

[OB_Mr Bear]

Barney Falcongoof has a high opinion of how he looks in his uniform, I see.

Tell me Barney, are you an in-shape "cop", or an out-of-shape porker? I'll bet the latter. Sorry, your security guard uniform doesn't cover it.

Lace up some running shoes, get on a track, and race me a mile. Can you make it hurt? If you're in shape, I'll beat you by a hundred meters. If you are a donut hound, I'll lap your sorry ass.

 

[OB_KawAbuser]

And all the *Pie you can eat* from Aunt B.

Maybe they will let you play with a bullet if played Russian Roulett. Stick that in your Syg Pig.

 

[OB_Rypp]

Why do you guys keep falling for this crap?

All he is trying to do is lure you into an arguement. Just ignore his posts that mean little or nothing to us!

 

[OB_FalconCOP161]

RYPP << Bingo..you're the only one who gets it. These fools just love my posts,,and they Keep falling for it.

You people are all fish,,cause you got Big Hooks coming out of your mouths. You get Hooked all the Time. LOL

Bravo !! RYPP

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PS-State of Emergency in NJ due to Hurricane Floyd,,At HQ Now Soaking up OT and Milking the Tax payers at $51.00 Clams an hour..Rain baby Rain !!

 

[OB_REALCOP]

FALCON COP...SEEK PROFESSIONAL HELP! BETTER YET, ANSWER THE QUESTIONS ASKED. YOU HAVE JUST BEEN MADE, WANNABE.

 

[OB_Mr Bear]

Touche BarneyCop, you got me, I have to admit it.

The thought of you blowing kisses at yourself in your bathroom mirror, in your uniform with your belly hanging out (before heading off to work at the mall), kind of got to me. Yeah, I suppose I bit on it.

You are one screwed-up individual.

 

[OB_asubayah]

Enough attention already has been paid to falcon you know who.

[This message has been edited by asubayah (edited 20 September 1999).]