Haha...so I've been told.A fine lump of a lad...I got y'all beat for now.
5'9", 300lbs.
Big all over...really. My thighs are almost as big as your inseam, calves are 20in.
Chest and shoulders fit perfectly (although a tad snug) in a 3X.
Beergut...You mean fuel tank for the sex machine..