Irish Beer
At the World Brewers Expo in the States, the CEOs of brewers from around the world, retired to the bar at the end of each day's conference.
The CEO of Fosters, shouted to the Barman: "Down under, we make the best bloody beer in the world, so pour me a Fosters, mate."
The head of Budweiser, calls out next: "In the States, we brew the finest beers of the world, and I make the king of them all, gimme a Bud."
Hans steps up next: "In Germany ve invent das bier, ferdamt. Give me ein Becks, das ist der real king of beers, danke."
Looking disappointed, Paddy, CEO of Guinness, steps forward: "Barman, would ya give me a diet coke with lemon? Tanks very much."!
The others stare at him in stunned silence, disbelief written all over their faces.
Eventually breaking the silence, the barkeep asks: "Are you not going to have a Guinness, Pat?"
Paddy replies "Well, if you fookin' pansies aren't drinkin', then neither am I!
At the World Brewers Expo in the States, the CEOs of brewers from around the world, retired to the bar at the end of each day's conference.
The CEO of Fosters, shouted to the Barman: "Down under, we make the best bloody beer in the world, so pour me a Fosters, mate."
The head of Budweiser, calls out next: "In the States, we brew the finest beers of the world, and I make the king of them all, gimme a Bud."
Hans steps up next: "In Germany ve invent das bier, ferdamt. Give me ein Becks, das ist der real king of beers, danke."
Looking disappointed, Paddy, CEO of Guinness, steps forward: "Barman, would ya give me a diet coke with lemon? Tanks very much."!
The others stare at him in stunned silence, disbelief written all over their faces.
Eventually breaking the silence, the barkeep asks: "Are you not going to have a Guinness, Pat?"
Paddy replies "Well, if you fookin' pansies aren't drinkin', then neither am I!
