She Won the Lottery

[cool chris]

 

[Busasweety]

Funny joke
and yeah I read about that guy !! He should'nt keep it either in my opinion !!

 

[heavybusa]

 

[BusaWizard]

Good, he deserves what he gets. Criminals, I have no use for them.

 

[razorshark]

funny haha not funny queer

 

[NightCrawler]

A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house.

She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, 'Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!'

The husband said, 'Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?'

'Doesn't matter,' she said. 'Just get out.'

Ouch!

As for the lotto idiot ... if he knew the condition of his probation he should have let a buddy cash it and split it 50/50.

If the prize was $100,000 that'll be $50,000 he would have gotten. After taxes it would be less but still more than nothing.

Moron