Some guys will do anything
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Refer away if you don't want the temptation of putting it in here.This thread has been tempting me to go on a long diatribe but I may just refer you to my blog.YAY CHELLE!!! See? I DO have a friend! All you other guys are big meanies!! Excpt you Wag... you seem to know what you're talking about on this subject. Actually, you seem to know TOO well... Are you my split personality in my head telling me the truths I might not want to hear? I know you aren't the one telling me to kill, he speaks spanish and I don't understand him.Awww, I won't pick on you Ben
See - Michelle GOOD...
...all the others - BAD...
Fun topic, though!
--Wag--
I never really resist the temptation but I've written it out already. Here you go: Scroll down to What a Marriage is NOTRefer away if you don't want the temptation of putting it in here.
I'm happily married but I'm opposed to marriage. I congratulate people who get married but if you're not going to have kids, what's the point?
Feel free to browse the rest of the blog.
--Wag--
Ok, I will give you my secret weapon....... Plan a picnic with her, get a real baskit to make it romantic. Make all the food yourself is one of the major factors on making it work. Flowers a must. Scenery very important. Go to Walmart to the hobby area and find the milk choclote bricks (yes they are in the hobby area). Buy fresh strawberries and you get two pans one large and one small. Put water in large one and chocolate in smaller. Heat water and put small pot in middle of water. When chocolate melts dip strawberrys.... Plan out time for walking around in romantic atmosphere and make a whole day out of date. Stay out of movies or other places you can't talk.
It will get you past the dreaded FRIENDS stage and put her in the ROMANTIC stage....
It works everytime..........
It will work, trust me!!!!!!!!!!
It will get you past the dreaded FRIENDS stage and put her in the ROMANTIC stage....
It works everytime..........
It will work, trust me!!!!!!!!!!
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Fug all that nonsensical softy crud...
Here is what you do...
Invite her over and cook her a meal.. Any meal, because she will appreciate your efforts... If you know women the tend to like lighter fare and white meat (shut-up don't even say it) Try chicken breasts with some sort of pasta. Just do something easy..
Cube up some chicken and simmer it in a frying pan while she is watching. Then get some pasta (multi colored tagliatelle) and boil it till its "al dente" with a couple of chicken boullion cubes allowing the water to reduce but do not make it salty. Make it so that you might need a little salt. Grab some sour cream and dump some into the pasta for that creamy saucy aspect then add some dry parsley to the creamy pasta... As you are boiling the pasta prep and boil some carrots but slice them so they end up somewhat rectangular, add to this by simmering zucchini in butter but not too long, you want the veggies crisp but cooked. Throw together salad or just get a bagged one... Italian dressing only.
Ask the ABC guy to give you a nice Riesling (white) wine or a Pinot Grigio...
She will offer to help you cook but just ask her to grab a couple of glasses out of the cupboard over the sink. Be prepared to act, as she heads to the cupboard, at the right moment walk up behind her and standing in contact with her, place your hands on her hips. Quietly, talk into her left ear saying that you need this and let your warm (well hygiened) breath blow her loose strands of hair so that it tickles her cheek and neck a bit. She will either turn her head towards you and receive your GENTLE non-aggressive kiss on her soft flushed warm lips OR she will spin around and ask "WHAT ARE YOU DOING"? This will occur before you get a word out. I can almost guarantee it will be the first scenario. You have to take the lead. You cannot second guess yourself, you must act on impulse because it is what she wants you to do if she will have you.
If you get her in the door, the you are halfway there... The rest is just looking into her eyes and seeing the inviting look beckon you, then MY FRIEND YOU ARE GOLDEN.
Buy me a beer sometime...
Here is what you do...
Invite her over and cook her a meal.. Any meal, because she will appreciate your efforts... If you know women the tend to like lighter fare and white meat (shut-up don't even say it) Try chicken breasts with some sort of pasta. Just do something easy..
Cube up some chicken and simmer it in a frying pan while she is watching. Then get some pasta (multi colored tagliatelle) and boil it till its "al dente" with a couple of chicken boullion cubes allowing the water to reduce but do not make it salty. Make it so that you might need a little salt. Grab some sour cream and dump some into the pasta for that creamy saucy aspect then add some dry parsley to the creamy pasta... As you are boiling the pasta prep and boil some carrots but slice them so they end up somewhat rectangular, add to this by simmering zucchini in butter but not too long, you want the veggies crisp but cooked. Throw together salad or just get a bagged one... Italian dressing only.
Ask the ABC guy to give you a nice Riesling (white) wine or a Pinot Grigio...
She will offer to help you cook but just ask her to grab a couple of glasses out of the cupboard over the sink. Be prepared to act, as she heads to the cupboard, at the right moment walk up behind her and standing in contact with her, place your hands on her hips. Quietly, talk into her left ear saying that you need this and let your warm (well hygiened) breath blow her loose strands of hair so that it tickles her cheek and neck a bit. She will either turn her head towards you and receive your GENTLE non-aggressive kiss on her soft flushed warm lips OR she will spin around and ask "WHAT ARE YOU DOING"? This will occur before you get a word out. I can almost guarantee it will be the first scenario. You have to take the lead. You cannot second guess yourself, you must act on impulse because it is what she wants you to do if she will have you.
If you get her in the door, the you are halfway there... The rest is just looking into her eyes and seeing the inviting look beckon you, then MY FRIEND YOU ARE GOLDEN.
Buy me a beer sometime...
dude, I don't know what you do for a living, but you missed your calling.... You need to be writing those novels my wife reads...
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Make sure to put some tulips in a vase on the table. Not roses, not carnations, Tulips, A white one some yelow and a few red ones. Preferrably in a clear leaded crystal vase making sure to add clean clear water just before she shows up.
And, at the point of the kiss, while approaching take a deep breath and exhale through your nose into her hair, then take another but exhale closer to her ear so she gets that tingle.
And, at the point of the kiss, while approaching take a deep breath and exhale through your nose into her hair, then take another but exhale closer to her ear so she gets that tingle.
pfbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb!!!
ahhhhh, forget all that mushy stuff ben-do what I do (and its worked more times than I will ever admit
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Walk up to said girl, look deep into her eyes while clasping her arms just above the elbows, just using your fingertips. Touch her gently, and as you step in take a deep breath and utter these words as you move in, all the while looking deeply into her eyes-never lose eye contact(muy importante!)- "LOOK BABE, THERE'S TWO THINGS I LOVE TO DO-CHEW BUBBLE GUM, AND F**K.............AND I'M ALL OUT OF BUBBLE GUM"
i know that sounds retarded-but if the girl thinks you're funny, and IS attracted to you, it may actually work
ok, im lying out my a**.... but D@m! that's funny shid-i used to say it at least once a week just for fun!
Walk up to said girl, look deep into her eyes while clasping her arms just above the elbows, just using your fingertips. Touch her gently, and as you step in take a deep breath and utter these words as you move in, all the while looking deeply into her eyes-never lose eye contact(muy importante!)- "LOOK BABE, THERE'S TWO THINGS I LOVE TO DO-CHEW BUBBLE GUM, AND F**K.............AND I'M ALL OUT OF BUBBLE GUM"
i know that sounds retarded-but if the girl thinks you're funny, and IS attracted to you, it may actually work
ok, im lying out my a**.... but D@m! that's funny shid-i used to say it at least once a week just for fun!
unfortunately it'sIt's "Wookin' pa nub.."
"in al the wong paces... wookin pa nub."
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+1 I learned a long time ago never to take a guy from his hobbies or his boys. So plain and simple, I don't date guys with hobbies I can't put up with / encourage / join in the fun with or friends whom I can't stand. This theory has definitely saved me alot of arguments.
So, how was the movie? Did you get rewarded for being a good boy and actually going?
