Some guys will do anything
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OHHH NOOOOO he's falling into the friend ZONNNNNNE!!!!
i MUST visit the random section more often dudes some of these responses have me in tears!!!
i'm LMAO over her at some of these replys
and i did do the popcorn thing but it was with a gf HA!
dave's 10 things a p.i.m.p. should know:
1. flowers are ok "after". otherwise you seem like a schmuck tryin too hard.
2. the "bubble gum" line will work but you have to be a lil cocky with a sliiiight hint of humor when saying it. it wont work with a shy attitude.
3. that romance novel s### will work too, definately must be confident with it though. james bond style will work with that one.
4. b' slap her once in a while [JUST KIDDING LADIES]. fellas
5. if you miss the bus there's always another one coming right behind it. [compliments of an old friend A.J. [the great one].
6. aloof.
7. show her your junk.
8. here's the golden one my friend...confidence. that my friend is your ticket. if it were only "dave's one thing list" this would be it CONFIDENCE. my family secret, passed down from pimp daddy dukes to me. use it well my friend.
9. depending on how often you call and see her disapear. example: if you call her every day skip a day. let her "think" about you.
10. always in the begining have chocolate with when seeing her. have hot chocolate together or a candy bar. chocolate releases something in the brain which is also released during
keep doing this. she will associate that feeling with you after a short period of time. man i sound like stewie griffin trying to take over the world.
well my friend, good luck!
i MUST visit the random section more often dudes some of these responses have me in tears!!!
i'm LMAO over her at some of these replys
and i did do the popcorn thing but it was with a gf HA!
dave's 10 things a p.i.m.p. should know:
1. flowers are ok "after". otherwise you seem like a schmuck tryin too hard.
2. the "bubble gum" line will work but you have to be a lil cocky with a sliiiight hint of humor when saying it. it wont work with a shy attitude.
3. that romance novel s### will work too, definately must be confident with it though. james bond style will work with that one.
4. b' slap her once in a while [JUST KIDDING LADIES]. fellas
5. if you miss the bus there's always another one coming right behind it. [compliments of an old friend A.J. [the great one].
6. aloof.
7. show her your junk.
8. here's the golden one my friend...confidence. that my friend is your ticket. if it were only "dave's one thing list" this would be it CONFIDENCE. my family secret, passed down from pimp daddy dukes to me. use it well my friend.
9. depending on how often you call and see her disapear. example: if you call her every day skip a day. let her "think" about you.
10. always in the begining have chocolate with when seeing her. have hot chocolate together or a candy bar. chocolate releases something in the brain which is also released during
well my friend, good luck!
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Plagiarism aaannnndddd you're from Long Island.
Just playin friend.. Right on about the confidence part..
She wants to be sure you want her that way and are willing to demonstrate it...
I came out of the bathroom once with a big bath towel hangin from my junk. Hahaha, I warned her that I was gonna show her my portable "hard-wood" towel rack because it is so unique. Got the deal closed shortly after.
Just playin friend.. Right on about the confidence part..
She wants to be sure you want her that way and are willing to demonstrate it...
I came out of the bathroom once with a big bath towel hangin from my junk. Hahaha, I warned her that I was gonna show her my portable "hard-wood" towel rack because it is so unique. Got the deal closed shortly after.
Funny, that never worked for me. Probably because instead of a towel rack it's more of a towel peg.Plagiarism aaannnndddd you're from Long Island.
Just playin friend.. Right on about the confidence part..
She wants to be sure you want her that way and are willing to demonstrate it...
I came out of the bathroom once with a big bath towel hangin from my junk. Hahaha, I warned her that I was gonna show her my portable "hard-wood" towel rack because it is so unique. Got the deal closed shortly after.
--Wag--
BS!!! peg size does not matter-i seen way too many guys who have lil pegs get girls in the clubs I worked at to go home with them (and the reason I know 'peg' size is I knew the girls-who usually came back the next week complaining about how lil the guys were) just by being really smooth. They say the right stuff, present themselves well, SHOWER before coming to the club and maybe even brush their teeth!-and low n behold, they play nice with the ladies and bam-they're the ones walking back to the car with a number in hand, or better yet a cheek in hand...and you know I dont mean their holding the girl's face, Ben!
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Very True amigo.BS!!! peg size does not matter-i seen way too many guys who have lil pegs get girls in the clubs I worked at to go home with them (and the reason I know 'peg' size is I knew the girls-who usually came back the next week complaining about how lil the guys were) just by being really smooth. They say the right stuff, present themselves well, SHOWER before coming to the club and maybe even brush their teeth!-and low n behold, they play nice with the ladies and bam-they're the ones walking back to the car with a number in hand, or better yet a cheek in hand...and you know I dont mean their holding the girl's face, Ben!
I know this, I just wish I had known back in middle and High School because I would'a had a much better time of the whole experience. However, on the flip side, I'd probably be some kind "baby's daddy" to some 12-14 year old chldren by now... So I wouldn't change a thing, okay maybe a couple, her name was Kandy... really it was...
there's always one or two, brah-names' are the same every time too...kandi, brandy, britney, bambi, tiffany, and the all-time #1-Barbi...every straight guy has a few "ah back in the day" chix...
oh yeah, FYI J-whitefire is a hetero-sex-ual. and a GIRL...
hope that clears things up for ya
oh yeah, FYI J-whitefire is a hetero-sex-ual. and a GIRL...
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Not to thread jack but...
No, not a gay marine... a female marine (a recent pic is in my profile)... I'm the gal visiting Bent Valve in the hospital... he only recognizes me when in gear...
back to this young guy... don't fall into the friend zone unless you don't mind it. there are soooo many women out there, if this one don't tickle your pickle, another one will... keep your heart out of it til you know she won't walk on you. Some of the young guys make it too easy for us girls to take advantage of you but it is hard to find that happy medium between being a nice guy and being an ass. Good luck with the chick.
how'd she like the ride on the Busa?
She LOVED the ride on the busa. She wants to go for another ride sometime soon, but she's either working, or she's now keeping up with college studies. So, hopefully soon I can take her back out on it. I got on it getting on the interstate and she LOVED it... she wanted to go faster, but I didn't know that. She was tapping me, so I thought it was too fast... but now I know.
As for the friend zone, I definately don't want there... but I probably do make it too easy. I guess I'm TOO much of a gentleman
hahaha... I did pat her thigh, but that was to warn her that I was gonna gun it. I only did about half throttle, and she was LOVING it. Next time I take her out, I'll give it a little more.Cum'on SON!!!? You did pat her on her thigh with your right hand while she was on the back seat DIDN'T YOU?
You know the rule don't you, either you agree to ride on this or you don't come along on the bike with me... I thought, well, jeez man!!!! What are you doing?
