Things to not say to LEO

[el stumpo]

LEO pulls you over and says do you know how fast you were going.

Why? Your radar not working?

 

[el stumpo]

LEO pulls you over and says do you know how fast you were going.

Yes. I've got a speedo-healer... do you need to calibrate your radar?

 

[Trucker Mike]

Hand him a bag of these:

 

[BIKE DUDE]

My wife's getting pregnant and I'd like to be there!

 

[TruWrecks]

Getting clocked at 125MPH:

LEO: Why you going so fast son?

Me: I was about to shift to 4th.

 

[TruWrecks]

LEO: I clocked you going 150. What do you have to say for yourself?

Me: I was trying to beat the old state record.