Now that would be funny as hell.
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Today i was biten by a 4 foot rattle snake
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I'm pretty sure that's gonna leave a mark!
Cecil, it was nice knowing you, my friend.
I'd sleep with one open tonight. Just in case, ya know?
I'd sleep with one open tonight. Just in case, ya know?
uhhh, yeah....u go ahead n try that. me, I like sleeping indoors with no bruises or cuts or lacerations.I wanna play!!
Can we mail the snake around the US so we can all play tricks on our spouses!!!
As soon as one of us gets the boot from the house we send it to the next person.
We can call it snake tag!!!! YOUR IT!!!!!!!!!!
call me when you need hotel money
you are soooooo in trouble
that is to funny wrong but funny
that is to funny wrong but funny
Thats pretty evil.
About 10 years ago on a group bicycle ride I speed ahead on a long down hill get to the bottom and wait for the rest to roll up well I decide to lay down next to the bike on the side of the road. Well my wife didnt think it was funny at all, and I'm not allowed to do that kinda stuff no more.
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About 10 years ago on a group bicycle ride I speed ahead on a long down hill get to the bottom and wait for the rest to roll up well I decide to lay down next to the bike on the side of the road. Well my wife didnt think it was funny at all, and I'm not allowed to do that kinda stuff no more.
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Yes, I was shaking the tail and moving the snake around like it was struggling to get loose.
.... I was in tears I tell ya.... freakin hillarious!
Ok, you screwed up Cecil... I just thought.. you should have video taped that!!!! dang!!
I bet you could have got that on America's home videos or something!!!
I bet you could have got that on America's home videos or something!!!
I'd love to do that to the wife. She is terrified of snakes.
I came home very late from being out shooting one evening. Just happened to be April 1. So I got out some gause, ketchup and tape. Gave myself a "flesh wound" on my left arm. I explained how my friend accidently shot me, while keeping a straight face. (very difficult for me) Then I started pealing back the tape to show her the stitches. After several shots to the ribs, she says; "now go get my mom."
I came home very late from being out shooting one evening. Just happened to be April 1. So I got out some gause, ketchup and tape. Gave myself a "flesh wound" on my left arm. I explained how my friend accidently shot me, while keeping a straight face. (very difficult for me) Then I started pealing back the tape to show her the stitches. After several shots to the ribs, she says; "now go get my mom."
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When I first started reding that I couldn't help but think "What a wussy". Passing out from a little rattle snake hit. But then I finished the story and went oh hell yeah! My wife would kill me for certain! I hacked up a little Garter snake with the weed whacker last year and she went into orbit! A 4 foot rattler would definitely be trouble!
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