TWISTED WISHES!

[Scipione420]

granted but they also have pink sparklies in it

I wish the war in Iraq was over

Granted we dropped a nuke over Iraq

i wish it will stop raining for the rest of my vaca...

 

[99'busa]

granted now its hailing

i wish my bike would be done next week

 

[Scipione420]

LOL It was hailing today....

Granted but when you get it back its pink and white....

I wish i was rich and didnt have to go back to work next week....

 

[Scipione420]

granted. now you only have erotic dreams with monkeys

I wish my bike would be done in 2 weeks

Granted, but your motor blows leaving the paint shop....

I wish 99 would believe the Colts got lucky....

 

[DNGrumpy]

LOL It was hailing today....

Granted but when you get it back its pink and white....

I wish i was rich and didnt have to go back to work next week....

I was wondering if you were gonna mention that...

 

[mikeled86]

LOL It was hailing today....

Granted but when you get it back its pink and white....

I wish i was rich and didnt have to go back to work next week....

granted but by years end you are forced to return to work for lower wages to pay taxes on the money you just came into.

I wish i never had a bill to pay again

 

[twotonevert]

Granted, and you now live in a van down by the river.

I wish tomorrow was not the end of our vacation.

 

[GSXcite]

Granted, and you now live in a van down by the river.

I wish tomorrow was not the end of our vacation.

Granted, but by taking additional days of vacation your boss has replaced you with someone who will do the job for half of what he paid you. Now with your new job at the gas station you cannot afford anymore vacations.

I wish my busa was back together and ready to go to the MNG.

 

[99'busa]

I wish I could get my posts (13,648) back plus 500

 

[99'busa]

i also wish everyone would flood omslaws mailbox

https://www.hayabusa.org/forums/?act=Profile;CODE=03;MID=111-1119545533

 

[twotonevert]

Down ho, down boy!

 

[lpmadsl]

I wish I could get my posts (13,648) back plus 500

Granted, but the admins decide to do away with the post count entirely to discourage post ho'ing.


I wish my ex wife's legs would grow together.

 

[motogp08]

Granted, but they grow uncontrollable hair...


I wish...to know all of life's mysteries.

 

[99'busa]

Granted, but they grow uncontrollable hair...


I wish...to know all of life's mysteries.

granted but your in a deep depression from the horrible truth of lifes mysteries.

i wish i could get my post ct. back with my newly incurred posts

 

[Ranger]

Granted, but they grow uncontrollable hair...


I wish...to know all of life's mysteries.

granted but your in a deep depression from the horrible truth of lifes mysteries.

i wish i could get my post ct. back with my newly incurred posts

Granted but every member gets the same amount of post added to theirs...

I wish I was a Jumper, like in the movie Jumper!

 

[motogp08]

Granted, but you can only jump 6inches at a time.



I wish...i had a sportbike already!

 

[Spudley]

Granted but it's one of those mini-mini sportbikes, and you can't fit on top of it.....

I wish I was Hugh Hefner, in his younger years.....

 

[motogp08]

Granted, but you have an STD...

I wish...my guns never run out of ammunition when fired.

 

[CraZyNOTRT]

Granted, but you have an STD...

I wish...my guns never run out of ammunition when fired.

Granted, Your guns now all shoot water, with a water hose connection!!!

I wish for cooler weather, 68 degrees, so i can have a good day at the lake fishing.

 

[motogp08]

Granted, but the fish don't bite.

I wish...that the person below me wishes for something for me.