TWISTED WISHES!

[Mr Bogus]

Granted but your first wife is Cathy Bates and you are her favorite.....

I wish I could heal anyone person I chose...

 

[Projekt]

Granted but upon doing so, you absorb some of the disease they have until you are riddle with it and disfigured.

I wish my girlfriend wouldn't take so long in the shower and afterwards with the blow dryer.

 

[mzrsq]

Granted, but now she skips showers and does nothing with her hair leaving you embarrassed to be seen with her.

I wish my cat would not have needed to be put to sleep this week

 

[Jyn]

Granted. I am sorry I can't make this twisted. You cat dies peacefully in its sleep.
I wish I could spend more time with my kids and less time working!

 

[BlueHaya]

Granted. I am sorry I can't make this twisted. You cat dies peacefully in its sleep.
I wish I could spend more time with my kids and less time working!

granted but you have no $$.

I wish I could get a blue 09 Busa

 

[Jyn]

Granted. But it is only blue because some hoodlums came by and graffiteed your old bike.
I wish I was on vacation!

 

[BlueHaya]

granted, but there is no pina coladas

I wish I was on the space station

 

[Jyn]

Granted! But you forgot to wear your spacesuit! (oops!)
I wish my house was clean!

 

[Mr Bogus]

Granted!! you also find out you suffer from extreme vertigo in the weightlessness
I wish politics was not so "political"

 

[BlueHaya]

Granted! But you forgot to wear your spacesuit! (oops!)
I wish my house was clean!

granted, but your stuff is floating away.

I wish I was in Port Aransas already.

 

[Jyn]

Granted! It is simply called wishful thinking!
I wish I was good enough to play at the final table of the Worlds Poker Tour!

 

[BlueHaya]

Granted!!  you also find out you suffer from extreme vertigo in the weightlessness
I wish politics was not so "political"  

granted but the new president was elected by mob rule....and it is a Muslim Extremist.


I wish I was riding right now

 

[semi]

granted but the bull didnt like the idea and you broke your leg when he bucked you off

i wish Ms. Semi was independantly wealthy

 

[99'busa]

granted but it is this

i wish my popcorn would stay crunchy when i put tabasco on it

 

[solarbarack]

Granted, but now it dosen't soften and digest in your stomach now either. I wish I didn't have to work every weekend.

 

[DropBusa]

Granted, now you work 365 days a year.

I wish for a new swing arm and brocks exhaust.

 

[solarbarack]

Granted but it only fits on a kaw. I wish somebody wanted to buy my gas chuging truck.

 

[SHADiGUY1]

i wish everyone would send me 1 dollar via paypal then i could buy a turbo ive always wanted Hey Whishful thinking anyway..
Shadiguy1@gmail.com lol. hahahahahah theres the address. this would be the best pay it forward ever.. And of course this is a joke! lol. mean unless you all wanna lol.. If not a bump in post count would be nice maybe 99's posts to me?

 

[semi]

Granted but it only fits on a kaw. I wish somebody wanted to buy my gas chuging truck.

granted...i want to buy your truck for $5


i wish i was a better Busa mechanic!!!

 

[Big Wall]

Granted but you can't get parts.
I wish the moon wasn't so bright tonight.