TWISTED WISHES!

[omslaw]

Granted, beer tastes like black licorice'

Hmmm - Jager tastes like black licorice...and it's not too bad! LOL

 

[twotonevert]

Granted, beer tastes like black licorice'

Hmmm - Jager tastes like black licorice...and it's not too bad!   LOL

AH, good point!

 

[semi]

Granted.  You show up to Eureka to find out it happend last week.

I wish it was Wed already.

granted but you are instantly transported to Iraq in 55 minutes where it will be Wed.

i wish all the laundry was already done

 

[TruWrecks]

Granted but everything has shrunk five sizes too small.

I wish my cold was gone.

 

[omslaw]

Granted but everything has shrunk five sizes too small.

I wish my cold was gone.

Granted. You are now hospitalized with a severe case of pneumonia.

I wish server hardware lasted forever.

 

[99'busa]

granted but its never upgradable

I wish for a new boat

 

[Mr Bogus]

Granted! You are now running this board with a DX33 with 2 megs of ram and 300baud modem

I wish the org had better servers..

 

[twotonevert]

Granted, but now we have the W.O.P.R from War Games

I wish the server could do more than "play a game".

 

[99'busa]

Granted, but now we have the W.O.P.R from War Games

I wish the server could do more than "play a game".

granted and it also hacks all your info and passwords and uses your ip address to surf beastiality sites and store them in your documents folder

i wish i could have my posts back

 

[Lycan]

Granted, but now we have the W.O.P.R from War Games

I wish the server could do more than "play a game".

granted and it also hacks all your info and passwords and uses your ip address to surf beastiality sites and store them in your documents folder

i wish i could have my posts back

Granted 99 you got your posts back and have retaken the throne as the ultimate post ho'...oh wait NOT

I wish 99 would stop whining about his post count

Moneky Jacker! SLAPPA99!

 

[JR'S BUSA]

Granted, but now all he does is post who*e more, all because of you.


I wish I had 99's posts that he got taken away.

 

[Lycan]

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Granted, but now all he does is post who*e more, all because of you.


I wish I had 99's posts that he got taken away.

Granted you now have all 99's post count attributed to your post count..

But 99 has begun stalkin you all over the board, gaying up threads whenever you respond to someone and calling you a low life PostJacka! Issuing SLAPPA SLAPPAJR's! as he goes.

Hmm, wonder where he gets that from

I wish the damn patches would get here! Argh f-in Embroiderer!

 

[Projekt]

Granted but the patches that come in are Rainbow Flags denoting your support for the "Alternative Lifestyle" limpwrist types.

I wish I had someone to drink with right now...

 

[Revlis]

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Granted but the patches that come in are Rainbow Flags denoting your support for the "Alternative Lifestyle" limpwrist types.

I wish I had someone to drink with right now...

Granted, But the Large "bear" of a man named "Carl" soon gets very uh... Snuggly.


I wish there wasn't so much political BS in the States, and instead we had more actual leaders in it for the country.

 

[twotonevert]

Granted, but he is assassinated five minutes after being sworn in.

I wish my yard would mow itself.

 

[Spudley]

Granted, but it keeps mowing itself, and your next door neighbors yard, and then the entire street is grass-less, and now the state, and the now the country, and now the Earth is a barren grass-less world and all the dogs can't scratch before they poop and they're ALL pissed off because they don't know where to poop so NOW it's in YOUR bedroom as revenge.....

I wish I had a Turbo Busa that runs on alternative fuel......

 

[99'busa]

granted but it only puts out 125 hp.

I wish omar would give my my 10,000 posts back

 

[twotonevert]

Granted, but now you are the only one on the board.

I wish my yard would not mow itself.

 

[99'busa]

granted but now it wont mow at all, the grass is too hard for the blades.

I wish my kids would do what I ask the 1st. time

 

[Ranger]

Granted but you have to pay them $100 dollars evertime they do...
I wish I was Mormon and Jessica Biel was my 2nd wife!