TWISTED WISHES!

[PADEROLIS]

Granted! But you spend 20 hours each time you go to fly with security on bogus security "concerns". Can you say TRANSFORMERS?!

I wish my GF liked to ride on the bike with me.

 

[JR'S BUSA]

Granted, but now she found herself a better "biker" to ride with, and you are now single



I wish that gas prices would drop under $3.00 a gallon again

 

[99'busa]

granted but it caused a shift in the global warming and now its 2* in alabama

I wish for a new truck

Granted, it is a new hybred and gets 100 miles per gallon!!

But max speed is 35mph


I wish I was sleeping right now

Granted but you are "sleepin wit'da fishes".

I wish for a woman with stable emotions.

granted but she use to be a man

I wish I could win the lottery

 

[99'busa]

Granted, but now she found herself a better "biker" to ride with, and you are now single



I wish that gas prices would drop under $3.00 a gallon again

granted but it takes a $5,000.00 engine mod. to accomidate the new fuel

I wish I could get a raise

 

[omslaw]

Granted, but you are bumped into the next higher tax bracket and you are now taking home LESS than before.

I wish my knee would get better.

 

[99'busa]

Granted, but you are bumped into the next higher tax bracket and you are now taking home LESS than before.

I wish my knee would get better.

granted but you do the samething to the other one

I wish I could get the new frig. I'm wanting

 

[TruWrecks]

Granted but now your bike won't run.

I wish I bike was much faster.

 

[omslaw]

Granted but now your bike won't run.

I wish I bike was much faster.

Granted, it's been strapped to a rocket and blasted into space.

I wish the dog next door would stop barking all the time.

 

[99'busa]

omslaws post is gone

 

[99'busa]

Omar your neighbors dog quit barking cause its stuck in your crawl space and is now howling

I wish it would stop raining

 

[semi]

granted but now the Earth's springs let go and it just floods

i wish my neighbor didn't mow the grass when i am asleep

 

[omslaw]

Omar your neighbors dog quit barking cause its stuck in your crawl space and is now howling

I wish it would stop raining

Granted, but now you go into the worst drought in over a century.

I wish my house would settle.

 

[thrasherfox]

Omar your neighbors dog quit barking cause its stuck in your crawl space and is now howling

I wish it would stop raining

Granted, it is now snowing.

I wish for nothing

 

[99'busa]

granted but now the Earth's springs let go and it just floods

i wish my neighbor didn't mow the grass when i am asleep

granted he decides to burn it all with gasoline instead and it burns your lawn too

i wish someone would mow my grass while im asleep

 

[TruWrecks]

Granted. Every posession you have was just repoed by the IRS.

I wish my Ex would just go away forever.

 

[BlondeOnaBusa]

Omar your neighbors dog quit barking cause its stuck in your crawl space and is now howling

I wish it would stop raining

Granted, it is now snowing.

I wish for nothing

Granted...but it's opposite day and you get everything you never wanted.

I wish we would get some rain.

 

[99'busa]

Granted.  Every posession you have was just repoed by the IRS.

I wish my Ex would just go away forever.

granted but her mother just moved in next door

I wish for the last wish

 

[99'busa]

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Omar your neighbors dog quit barking cause its stuck in your crawl space and is now howling

I wish it would stop raining

Granted, it is now snowing.

I wish for nothing

Granted...but it's opposite day and you get everything you never wanted.

I wish we would get some rain.

granted but it never stops

I wish I could pick the next president

 

[thrasherfox]

granted but it never stops

I wish I could pick the next president

Granted, but you only have two choices.

Hillary Clinton or
Bill Clinton


I wish I didnt have this headache

 

[99'busa]

granted but it never stops

I wish I could pick the next president

Granted, but you only have two choices.

Hillary Clinton or
Bill Clinton


I wish I didnt have this headache

granted by now you have a severe case of flaming hemoroids

I wish I could just be the next pres.