TWISTED WISHES!

[TruWrecks]

Granted. The Earth has stopped spinning. Now it's daytime here all the time and you can't sleep when it's light out.

I wish I had a lovely woman taking care of my every need, without being married.

 

[Eidolon20]

Granted...You can move back in with your mother.

I wish the IRS called said they made a mistake with my taxes, owing me $5,000!

 

[dan1995]

Granted ...but you have to give your mother in law 6,000 for new teeth


I wish i had one of every year corvette

 

[99'busa]

Granted ...but you have to give your mother in law 6,000 for new teeth


I wish i had one of every year corvette

granted but they are matchbox cars

I wish I had a new laptop

 

[BlondeOnaBusa]

Wish Granted but you have to use dial up.

I wish for a calm hurricane season!

 

[99'busa]

Wish Granted but you have to use dial up.

I wish for a calm hurricane season!

granted but it caused a shift in the global warming and now its 2* in alabama

I wish for a new truck

 

[TruWrecks]

Granted. It gets a whopping 2 gallons per mile.

I wish for warmer weather in Washington state.

 

[BlkDrgnZ28]

Granted.  It gets a whopping 2 gallons per mile.

I wish for warmer weather in Washington state.

Granted but you don't have air conditioning

I wish i could find a better paying job

 

[thrasherfox]

granted but it caused a shift in the global warming and now its 2* in alabama

I wish for a new truck

Granted, it is a new hybred and gets 100 miles per gallon!!

But max speed is 35mph


I wish I was sleeping right now

 

[Projekt]

granted but it caused a shift in the global warming and now its 2* in alabama

I wish for a new truck

Granted, it is a new hybred and gets 100 miles per gallon!!

But max speed is 35mph


I wish I was sleeping right now

Granted but you are "sleepin wit'da fishes".

I wish for a woman with stable emotions.

 

[TruWrecks]

Granted, but since that doesn't exists, neither do you.

I wish my track day would get here already.

 

[Projekt]

Granted but your track bike is plagued with eletrical gremlins on the day and fails to complete one lap.

I wish I could levitate myself and other people on command.

 

[thrasherfox]

Granted but your track bike is plagued with eletrical gremlins on the day and fails to complete one lap.

I wish I could levitate myself and other people on command.

Granted, but you have Alzheimer's and you keep forgetting what the "command" is

I wish I hadnt woke up so early

 

[Projekt]

Granted but you don't wake up at all due to a blood clot stopping your heart.

I wish I had x-ray vision.

 

[solarbarack]

Granted but your body is now ridden with cancer due to radiation exposure.
I wish for free roam across the universe. traveling anytime I wish.

 

[semi]

granted but you have no control over which direction you go

i wish kids were born already knowing how to behave!

 

[JR'S BUSA]

granted but you have no control over which direction you go

i wish kids were born already knowing how to behave!

Granted, but kids wear diapers untill they are 10




I wish I didnt have to move

 

[semi]

granted but the dominatrix is never going to let you go

i wish the weather was perfect every day

 

[TruWrecks]

Granted but it happens the day you leave for Mars, and Mars is in the middle of a monster dust storm.

I wish I could do my job from anywhere.

 

[Projekt]

Granted but it happens the day you leave for Mars, and Mars is in the middle of a monster dust storm.

I wish I could do my job from anywhere.

Granted but you are trapped doing it in a septic tank.

I wish that I could travel anywhere in the world on a one hour flight.