TWISTED WISHES!

[pbghost]

granted, they are made of stainless steel, thus making them illegal for street use, but, since they can not be used, they last forever

I wish poison ivy, oak & sumac would go extinct

 

[TruWrecks]

Granted because all vegitation on the planet has died off leaving you with no food to survive.

I wil the common cold and influenza would go extinct.

 

[pbghost]

granted, ebola type2 took care of that one for you... wiped out every redcelled organism

I wish there was a special hunters tag/ season to legally shoot child molesters and child predators

 

[JR'S BUSA]

granted, ebola type2 took care of that one for you... wiped out every redcelled organism

I wish there was a special hunters tag/ season to legally shoot child molesters and child predators

Granted, but you are one of the child molesters.



I wish I didnt have to work at all.

 

[pbghost]

Doh'!!

 

[Projekt]

Granted, but you are one of the child molesters.



I wish I didnt have to work at all.

Granted but it is due to your frontal lobotomy and institutionalization

I wish that dogs could talk

 

[TruWrecks]

Granted, but they only talk to strangers and tell them what you want to keep secret.

I wish my new helmet would get here Monday.

 

[JR'S BUSA]

Granted, but they only talk to strangers and tell them what you want to keep secret.

I wish my new helmet would get here Monday.

Granted, but it arrives broken in 3 pieces




I wish I knew of the .org alot sooner

 

[thrasherfox]

Granted, but it arrives broken in 3 pieces




I wish I knew of the .org alot sooner

Was already granted, you originally made this wish on your death bed in 2050 when you saw what transportation devices used to be like with combustible engines in a musim and heard how cool the people were on the org back in the early 2000's


I wish I had more patience with people and wasnt so aggresive

 

[pbghost]

granted...you go on a year long one on one retreat with Richard Simmons and come back a "changed" man...extremely caring,patient, and "passive"

I wish I was a fully sponsored pro fisherman

 

[TruWrecks]

Granted. Your memory is deleted and replaced with fishing skills and knowledge, but nothing else will fit so you don't know about anything other than fishing. Period.

I wish the government was still "For the poeple, by the people".

 

[Revlis]

Granted. Your memory is deleted and replaced with fishing skills and knowledge, but nothing else will fit so you don't know about anything other than fishing. Period.

I wish the government was still "For the poeple, by the people".

Granted but the people are dumb, greedy, and self serving so nothing changes at all...

I wish that I was a little more motivated to work harder...

 

[99'busa]

granted, but it's for ghey films.

I wish my bike would get done before eureka

 

[pbghost]

granted, it'll be ready just in time for the 2013 fall MnG in Eureka Springs

I wish someone would bring me a beer... I'm out

 

[Projekt]

Granted, it is a Beer brewed by indigenous Brazilian tribesmen with Saliva spat from there mouths.

I wish that Television was not such an effective distraction

 

[SAMBUSA]

Granted, it is a Beer brewed by indigenous Brazilian tribesmen with Saliva spat from there mouths.

I wish that Television was not such an effective distraction

Granted, now the only thing on TV is gay midget p0rn and Oprah.


I wish that my locomotive was air conditioned.

 

[Projekt]

Granted, it is a Beer brewed by indigenous Brazilian tribesmen with Saliva spat from there mouths.

I wish that Television was not such an effective distraction

Granted, now the only thing on TV is gay midget p0rn and Oprah.


I wish that my locomotive was air conditioned.

Granted, it is because the windows are broken and you are crossing the Rockies in winter.

I wish that my upper arms were 20" in circumference

 

[SAMBUSA]

Granted, it is a Beer brewed by indigenous Brazilian tribesmen with Saliva spat from there mouths.

I wish that Television was not such an effective distraction

Granted, now the only thing on TV is gay midget p0rn and Oprah.


I wish that my locomotive was air conditioned.

Granted, it is because the windows are broken and you are crossing the Rockies in winter.

I wish that my upper arms were 20" in circumference

Granted but they are only 10" long

I wish my boy would start talking.

 

[pbghost]

I wish my boy would start talking.

granted, but you go deaf before his first words

I wish McCain would win

 

[SAMBUSA]

I wish my boy would start talking.

granted, but you go deaf before his first words

I wish McCain would win

I'm already deaf(wear hearing aids)

Granted but Hillary is his VP

Wish I didn't have to work nights anymore