TWISTED WISHES!

[mzrsq]

Granted, but it's paved in gravel.

I wish I could afford a new wave runner

 

[semi]

granted but Al Gore's global warning turns the whole Earth into a desert

i wish we could get eveyone from the .org together for an entire weekend

 

[pbghost]

granted, but it's because of the largest police round up ,set at guantamo bay

I wish they would clone Ronald Reagan and put him back in office

 

[Projekt]

Granted but he still suffers from Alzheimer's and has Nancy and GB Sr. running things.

I wish that I could come up with that one really good idea to make me rich.

 

[TruWrecks]

Granted, but you're institutionalized and your accountant looses it all in a bad investment.

I wish my Busa would do 300MPH.

 

[Projekt]

Granted but when you reach 300Mph you loose your grip, falling off the back and grinding your ass to your tailbone.

I wish that I could sail the seven seas.

 

[TruWrecks]

Granted but you find out it's a boat called the "Seven Seas" that sank 3 months earlier.

I wish I never had to worry about money ever again.

 

[screamin kanji]

GRANTED! but you hafta wipe old people's butts to cover your expenses.

I wish I had enough money to dig outta debt and marry my girlfriend, so she will get off my back.

 

[TruWrecks]

Granted. Now she's on someone else's back.

I wish everyone on earth rode motorcycles so they would watch out for us more often.

 

[Projekt]

Granted but they are all Honda 125cc runabouts

I wish I was a Rock Star

 

[screamin kanji]

Granted! but everyone is religous deaf-mutes so they look at you like some kind of nut-job.

I wish I someone would post a SERVICE MANUAL for an '07 Busa..

 

[pbghost]

granted, but it's writted in code and you don't have access to the key

I wish that I had a better job with weekends off

 

[SAMBUSA]

granted, but it's writted in code and you don't have access to the key

I wish that I had a better job with weekends off

Granted, now you clean porta jon's with your bare hands but hey it's monday thru friday


Wish XXX would pay for their sins

 

[pbghost]

granted, but in the process, they swing a better deal with the devil to get a better formula for super flaking chrome that takes part of the plastics with it.

I wish you could legally ride 4 wheelers on the street

 

[SAMBUSA]

granted, but in the process, they swing a better deal with the devil to get a better formula for super flaking chrome that takes part of the plastics with it.

I wish you could legally ride 4 wheelers on the street

OMFG I just spit my ice tea all over.

Tears from laughing so hard. Thanks bro that's funny

 

[pbghost]

no prob sam

 

[TruWrecks]

Granted.  A law is then passed that requires you to install a roll cage and seat belts, effectively making it a cage.

I wish I could fly to another solar system.

 

[pbghost]

granted, but you're captured... and since you are the alien life form, you are anal probed extensively for research purposes, then dissected and put on display on the lab wall

I wish my helmet had a mini air conditioner in it for the summer heat

 

[semi]

granted but the exhaust is vented down the front of your pants

i wish i had enough money and knowledge to install a supercharger on Lucy

 

[TruWrecks]

Granted but you have to remove the throttle bodies and fuel tank to fit it on.

I wish they would make motorcycle tires that last forever.