TWISTED WISHES!

[Projekt]

I wish I could just be the next pres.

Granted but you are hanged by a mob after a coup de' etat

I wish 99'busa wasn't such a post-wh0re..

 

[omslaw]

I wish 99'busa wasn't such a post-wh0re..

Granted!

 

[Lycan]

I wish I could just be the next pres.

Granted but you are hanged by a mob after a coup de' etat

I wish 99'busa wasn't such a post-wh0re..

Granted, 99 is unable to post due to an Org server mishap that has banned him forever

But the rest of the postwhore's incessantly complain to the admins gaying up every single thread on the org and in their fury take over the Org and accidentally delete ALL

users

(blamed on the hooch)

I wish I was built like Jet-Li ( go Tom) woohoo

 

[semi]

granted but you develop allergies to everything and have to live in a germ free room secluded from the rest of humankind

i wish i didn't have to go back to work tonight

p.s. great job on 99's post count

 

[Mr Bogus]

Granted! your fired...

Noting Chris's post count too

wish I had a new pencil...

 

[BlondeOnaBusa]

Granted!  your fired...

Noting Chris's post count too  

wish I had a new pencil...

Granted, but it has no graphite making it totally useless!

I wish my house would clean it's self!

 

[semi]

granted but it was swept clean by a tornado (nothing left)

i wish everyone on Earth was motivated to take care of themselves without any government handouts

 

[twotonevert]

granted but it was swept clean by a tornado (nothing left)

i wish everyone on Earth was motivated to take care of themselves without any government handouts

Granted, after a world wide war everyone is left to fend for themselves.

I wish I wasnt broke.

 

[99'busa]

I wish 99'busa wasn't such a post-wh0re..

Granted!  

HA HA very funny. pick on 99

 

[twotonevert]

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I wish 99'busa wasn't such a post-wh0re..

Granted!  

 HA HA very funny. pick on 99

LOL, slap the ho!

 

[Mr Bogus]

granted but it was swept clean by a tornado (nothing left)

i wish everyone on Earth was motivated to take care of themselves without any government handouts

Granted, after a world wide war everyone is left to fend for themselves.

I wish I wasnt broke.

Granted! you have been fixed... you are now sterile

I wish I could see the look on James face when Juli turns up preggo...

 

[twotonevert]

Your the sheets Randy!

Granted, you get to see the look on Juli's face and I name you as the godfather of our quintuplets.

I wish it was time to go to Eureka!

 

[omslaw]

granted but it was swept clean by a tornado (nothing left)

i wish everyone on Earth was motivated to take care of themselves without any government handouts

Granted, after a world wide war everyone is left to fend for themselves.

I wish I wasnt broke.

Granted! you have been fixed... you are now sterile

I wish I could see the look on James face when Juli turns up preggo...

Granted - you see it because he just found out that YOU'RE the father.

I wish I could watch the ensuing mayhem...

 

[twotonevert]

Lies I tell you, all lies!

 

[Mr Bogus]

i just blew diet pepsi all over monitor......

ok back to fantasy land... ALL OF YOU... quints.... eeeeek!

 

[mrninja9]

hahahaha

GRANTED you can cause when you tried to hobble out of the chair your acl tore now your stuck and no one is home

I wish you guys all had a life hahah

 

[twotonevert]

i just blew diet pepsi all over monitor......  

  ok back to fantasy land... ALL OF YOU...  quints....  eeeeek!

 

[omslaw]

hahahaha

GRANTED you can cause when you tried to hobble out of the chair your acl tore now your stuck and no one is home

I wish you guys all had a life hahah

Granted, I have my life. Since my ACL is ALREADY torn; minimal damage was done!

I wish beer didn't taste like piss-water.

 

[twotonevert]

LOL,

Granted, beer tastes like black licorice'

Again, I wish it was time for Eureka!

 

[TruWrecks]

Granted. You show up to Eureka to find out it happend last week.

I wish it was Wed already.