We should do org superlatives:
Most likely to fall in a parking lot.........Fallenarch
Most likely to correct your riding position......Tufbusa
Most likely to see black helicopters.......Chrisp
Most likely to get the next set of pink panties...... Jellyrug
Most likely to buy a scooter......Blanca Busaless
Most likely to invent bike seatbelts.......IG
Most likely to piss me off and make me leave the org for 6 months....Skydiver
Most likely to turbocharge his bicycle.....GNBRETT
Most likely to get a selfie from a 80's band leader.......VABUSA
Etc.