Gpmo
Registered
Wrong wrong wrong.
The best is a Goose or better yet multiple. They make a friggin racket when disturbed at all and they can be trained to attack. So when the bad guy sneaks in the geese wake the whole house and proceed to chase the very confused idiot around taking out little chunks of his thighs and face. Meanwhile you are able to get up get dressed call the cops and grab the shot gun. And just before you or the cops take him down everyone gets to sit back and have a bit of a laugh about some moron being beat down by birds.
The best is a Goose or better yet multiple. They make a friggin racket when disturbed at all and they can be trained to attack. So when the bad guy sneaks in the geese wake the whole house and proceed to chase the very confused idiot around taking out little chunks of his thighs and face. Meanwhile you are able to get up get dressed call the cops and grab the shot gun. And just before you or the cops take him down everyone gets to sit back and have a bit of a laugh about some moron being beat down by birds.